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more Lewis as Bob/Robert Reynolds Behind the Scenes (got lots in my tag)
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So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".
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Uncle Ice's turn to babysit baby Bradley ♥ Cocooned in Iceman's wings, baby Goose has no idea just how safe he is :') he only knows Ice is comfy and steady.
(Mav almost swooned on the spot when he happened upon them and he is so grateful to have been able to fetch a camera to immortalise the moment)
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Okay but hear me out. Goosemavcaroleslice.
It started off as GooseMavCarole and then Mav fell head over heels for Ice, who brought along his queerplatonic partner aroace Slider. He's not interested in doing much but he's a fantastic cuddler and a great kisser when he's in the mood.
The only people not involved with each other at all are Ice and Carole, because Ice is very, very homosexual. But the two of them still hang out alone over tea or coffee or drinks or dinner to swap gossip and commiserate about being the two with the most brain cells in this polycule.
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Imagine a metafic (I really hope I'm using that right) where Pete Mitchell is filming his new movie Top Gun on Commander Kazansky's base.
Ice is trying to do serious work here while all these actors are getting in his way and fucking with his schedule and being rude and distracting his Lieutenants.
Commander Kerner got stuck as an advisor and he comes to Ice's office after every shift to bang his head on the wall and complain about another unrealistic scene that got filmed today despite his strong recommendation not to. "He says he's not making a documentary, Ice, I fucking hate this, what did I ever do to you."
Ice always gives him a pat on the back and a shot of vodka.
The producer/main actor Pete Mitchell keeps filming these insane dangerous stunts that are going to get him killed one of these days and Ice so doesn't want to deal with that paperwork.
The Lieutenants draw straws on who gets to do the fly-by, which is coincidentally also Ice's last straw. After dealing with the lucky Lieutenant, he requests Mitchell to his office too to finally fucking explain some things to him.
Mitchell is as reckless as his character and grins when he tells Ice that he's hot when he's pissed off.
Ice gets a cheeky personalized thank you in the movie credits.
Pete invites him to the premiere, not expecting him to actually show up. He does. He wears a suit. He looks so hot in it, Pete wants to rip it off of him.
They end up hooking up instead of going to the afterparty.
Pete's character's callsign is Maverick, and Ice starts calling him that too, because. Well. It fits.
His crazy stunts stress Ice out even when they're no longer happening on his base.
Especially when they're no longer happening on his base. Because what if something actually happens and he can't be there.
Some of the Daggers and 86ers and still in the Navy, some are actors.
I need Slider with Ice, of course, and I need Phoenix as a badass pilot who ends up inspiring one of the characters.
She possibly ends up getting with shy actor Bob.
His character's name is also Bob.
Charlie is movie crew, she’s the one primarily talking to the Navy and dealing with scheduling.
She’s very no-nonsense, she and Ice would probably get along really well if they didn’t have completely different priorities.
I can't decide about Hangman and Rooster, because I can't decide about Goose.
Nick is either an actor whose character Goose dies, and his son Bradley is brought in to play Goose’s son for his debut role.
Or Goose is Ice’s dead friend from the Academy and he has Angst about being Bradley’s Commander.
Either way, Hangster definitely start hooking up at some point.
They have to hide from both Ice and Pete, so they decide to pretend they hate each other.
This does not give Ice any less grey hairs.
"Mitchell, for fuck's sake, teach your actors how to behave. We're trying to work here!"
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A portrait of Ice I commissioned from @rosenkranz-does-things. They did such an amazing job!
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tw: abused
Growing up in foster houses was not a fun experience, it was rough moving from one place to another, meeting different people every time, and praying to anyone who listen that they end up in a nice place with nice people for once.
While moving around so much Y/n picked up some well let’s say tricks on the way, and they came in handy. Picking locks and pockets was just the start, they were fast learner. That was what life has given to Y/n until one day they moved into a permanent house, and it was the worst one yet. The kids were being abused, physically and mentally.
Y/n learned to survive through it all but even though they got their life together that doesn’t mean they forgot about what it was like. It was hard trusting people with anything let alone their lives. So, while making a living for themselves stealing and selling artifacts, paintings, jewelry and so much more. Until you made a mistake in picking the wrong person’s pocket. That person was Ethan Hunt and after a few runs in with the man himself he offered you a choice, you were still young, but it was your choosing.
That was a couple of years ago, you and Ethan grew closer to each other, and he took on the role of a father figure to you. He trained you and prepared you for anything at all, you were more than glad when your first mission was with him and that made it easier to handle. It took you a long time to trust him, but he just kept proving to you that he was worth trusting.
Of course, Ethan has his own way to relax by traveling and going on adventures to clear his mind, he would always invite you along and you couldn’t say no to spending more time with him especially if it enclouds having fun. After running a few miles and enjoying the sunset you two called it a day and went to bed early since you planned on waking up to watch the sunrise.
That’s when the nightmares start an old reminder that even though you moved on you can never forget where you came from. You had nightmares and you delt with them before but sometimes they were so terrifying that you just can’t. Ethan heard a noise coming from your bedroom and he came running with his gun prepared to shoot but all he saw was you on the bed sweating and twisting having a nightmare.
He calmed down a little bit before moving to your side of the bed to turn on the lamp on the bedside table. He gently shook your shoulder “Y/n” he noticed the tear drops on your face. Huffing Ethan grabbed your shoulders in a firm but gentle hold to get you to wake up.
“Y/n you need to wake up.”
Still no answer. “Y/n” he called again. You were trying to push his hands away from you, but you were still asleep.
“Y/n come on sweetheart wake up.”
That’s when you opened your eyes and tried to fight, you didn’t see Ethan. He saw how unfocused your eyes were, you were still trying to get out of his grip, but he shook you again “Y/n can you hear me?” that’s when you focused on him and saw how his eyes were looking deep into yours.
“Ethan?” your voice was hoarse.
“Yeah it’s me you were having a nightmare again.” He told you while trying to move your hair from your face.
You stared at him, and then the tears just poured he hugged you so tight, and you felt safe in his arms like all those times.
A/n: This was requested by a lovely anonymous person. I want to write this at my own pace and thank you for your sweet requests. 🩵
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ethan hunt girl how are u not embarrassed
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Love how we all collectively agreed to call it The Gay Submarine (Scene)
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seeing people develop their ocs when all I have is general vibes, half a design and no new ideas ever


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