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*once more, with feeling* aw beans

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aw beans

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hey it has been like. a year? since I used this? if anyone still follows this is dndads still good and should I get back into it

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Okay I havent posted in literally months & I'm so behind on the podcast, but the band they tricked to perform for that were really into bdsm

wait im absolutely frantic right now surely there’s a himbo npc in dndads. why can’t i picture anyone.

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Haven’t posted in a million years but I heard y’all had some D&Dads fans out here

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game time

rb this with your sign and which dad you relate to the most

i'm a taurus so OF COURSE i'm henry kin

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I'm avoiding the tag atm bc my life got hectic and I've fallen behind on the podcast but you lot's posts have me absolutely terrified

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thinkin about that time in dungeons and daddies when ron drew what he thought was darryl's son but was actually just a stick man and then Erin looked at the photo and went inside to look and brought out a 2d stick man who was exactly what ron had drawn and he told them how he was always in horrific pain because of the witch's curse that makes him exist in only 2 dimensions and he tells them how he cant move his body without feeling terrible pain because it's just sticks and how tortuous it is for him to eat and they offer him a snack and watch mutely as he chokes it down, transforming it into a 2d state as he does so. he leaves. he is never mentioned again.

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A concept too corny for my gay ass to resist: Oakson but redrawn from that scene in Darryl’s favourite movie

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we act as if henry is the only stinky one as if glenn and ron didnt canonically root around a giant mound of strangers feces bc they wanted a tape measure

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It’s a Japanese car!

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this is my first dndads art so I decided to just start with something light I call The First Ever Photos Taken Of The Dads With Their Boys

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ron legally cannot wear pants. so what if he wears skirts instead

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‘you see something different in grant’s face, that you don’t recognize’

you can’t distract me with fortnite drops anthony!! what was that!! what did you do to this boy!! grant seems like such a nice, not traumatized boy what have you done!!! 

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this plan can only end badly and i cannot wait to see in which direction it falls apart

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henry pulls over to give a bleeding elf one of daryl's charleston chews while looking him pointedly in the eyes after catching him red handed oak is absolutely on the 'pulls into a mcdonalds, orders one black coffee then leaves' end of the spectrum

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you're in his DMs i'm kissing him to save our sons from slavery we are Not The Same