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"eek something touched my hoof"
"what are you doing get off me"
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Do you feel for fowl so fully that you fondly hold up this fine perch for their feeble feet?
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Remember, o man, that thou art mostly water. Same with squirrels. All mammals are mostly water. #gravestone #spookySeason #mementoAquae

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Bas-relief is so cool. You only carve to a tiny depth and yet it somehow looks like a statue of a whole entire complete lion.

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The greatest trick the turkeys ever pulled was to convince the world they look like hands

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Get a room, Black Tortoise of the North, protector of the winter season.
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What walks on four legs in the morning, four legs in the afternoon, and four legs in the evening?
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I guess you're not supposed to give a big long smooch when greeting with a formal paw-kiss.
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But have you met the Chorus of the Birds of Aristophanes?
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In this photo, the bird saw a shadow of its former self.
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