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[nauchtyweasel]

The sign’s planets at a party

Aquarius Edition

(Strange charm, deeply detached. Knows your birth chart. Knows your Wi-Fi password. Will ghost you after one perfect kiss.)

☉ Sun in Aquarius

Made out with a conspiracy theorist. Had the weirdest take in the room—and everyone listened.

☽ Moon in Aquarius

Feels nothing at first… then writes a 10,000-word manifesto about it three weeks later.

Ascendant in Aquarius

Looks like an alien in the best way. People want to know them. They don’t care.

☿ Mercury in Aquarius

Said the wildest shit with a straight face. Made you question reality and your major.

♀ Venus in Aquarius

Flirted by discussing cults and kissing your friend. You’re confused and turned on.

♂ Mars in Aquarius

Fucks like they’re reinventing it. Detached dominance. Experimental positions only.

♃ Jupiter in Aquarius

Preaches revolution. Laughs at authority. Believes in community… from a distance.

♄ Saturn in Aquarius (Domicile)

Detached discipline. Cold but consistent. Breaks rules by rewriting them.

♅ Uranus in Aquarius (Domicile)

Started a virtual orgy and an underground tech collective in the same night.

♆ Neptune in Aquarius

Dreams in algorithms. In love with ideas, not people. Might not actually be real.

♇ Pluto in Aquarius (Incoming)

Power through networks. Disrupts everything. Seduces through intelligence and shock.

[nauchtyweasel]

Only one person died. Only one singular person. In a superhero movie! The type that love to throw around casualty counts like it’s all a big game, waving off 70 people being killed in a handful of days like it’s no big deal, yet only ONE PERSON died.

And he was mourned. Superman cried for him—this stranger who gave him free falafel and, while facing death, told him that he still believed in him. Metamorpho, this cold-seeming man who is being actively blackmailed to do this, breaking down and taking the risk to believe in Superman, too, because seeing someone murdered right in front of him is devastating enough to take the risk. The newspapers run a front page article talking about how they’re going to memorialize him.

The stakes didn’t have to involve real actual loss of life. The threat of it was enough to convey the severity of the situation. Because human life is that important. All life is that important, at least to Superman who goes out of his way to save dogs and squirrels.

(Hawkgirl does kill SHEIN Netanyahu but genocidal dictators don’t count as human beings lol.)

[nauchtyweasel]

clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddler your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you

[nauchtyweasel]

Karmic Royalty: When Saturn Lives in the Shadows🔮

Astrological Placements:✨

Aquarius placements

Capricorn placements

Saturn in the 12th house

Saturn in Aquarius or Capricorn

Saturn, Aquarius, or Capricorn in the 12th house

That combo doesn’t just scream “old soul energy”—it’s more like “galactic surveillance meets karmic justice.” These placements aren’t soft. They’re spiritual fortresses with built-in alarm systems. Mess with them and the universe takes it personally. Their karmic shield is so strong, even petty drama gets redirected into a full cosmic slap. But here’s the kicker: they’re not immune. If they mess up? Karma hits harder. Think Saturn in slow motion handing out moral consequences with a clipboard and a checklist. It’s balanced, but brutal. That’s why these people develop wisdom that feels ancient. They don’t just react—they know. They sense patterns others miss. Their silence isn’t passive, it’s calculating. And their glow-up? Always comes with spiritual receipts. They're not scary… just heavily protected. And if you’re lucky enough to know one, don’t test fate. Karma already has eyes on the situation.

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☄️ SATURN THROUGH THE HOUSES

❝ where life says “𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦” instead of “𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘰” ❞

⋆ karmic pressure ⋆ divine discipline ⋆ soul-deep lessons ⋆

♄ this is the long game ♄

🜂 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧

Prove you are more than the mask. Saturn strips away ego illusions and forces you to become real—through confrontation, solitude, and rebirth.

🜁 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭, 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝

You’re tested in self-trust, stability, and money. You’ll only feel rich once you feel rooted. Scarcity shapes the architect of true value.

🜃 𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐒𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡

Saturn in the mind: speech is sacred, writing is labor, and mental clarity becomes a discipline. You're here to learn the power of your voice.

🜄 𝟒𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐁𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐝

Roots may be fractured, but Saturn makes you the foundation. You’re called to re-parent yourself, hold your own grief, and find peace in solitude.

💫 𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

Joy must be reclaimed. Love isn't performative. Saturn asks you to take your inner child seriously—because your play is holy.

🕯 𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲, 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜

This is discipline in the mundane. You learn to heal through repetition, to show up when no one claps, to tend to your temple without reward.

🕊 𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐈𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞

You’ll attract mirrors who test your boundaries. Saturn teaches sacred partnership through endings, imbalance, and the courage to commit to self first.

🦂 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐈𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟

Power struggles, emotional debts, and sacred endings. You’re here to master the art of letting go—again and again—without losing your soul.

🜨 𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬

Every belief will be tested. Every dogma will burn. Saturn strips away borrowed wisdom until what’s left is your soul’s lived truth.

⛧ 𝟏𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝

Public life comes with pressure. Recognition is delayed. You're forced to work in the dark before you rise in the light. Reputation = earned.

🧿 𝟏𝟏𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐚�� 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲

You feel like an outsider until you claim your vision. Saturn teaches that real community begins when you stop betraying your weirdness.

🪞 𝟏𝟐𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 | 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐈𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬

You’re asked to trust what can’t be seen. This is karmic clean-up. Saturn here dissolves illusions, dreams, and distractions until only truth remains.

🕰 Saturn doesn't deny—

it delays to make sure you're strong enough to carry what you ask for.

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🪐 𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝘼𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙨 & 𝘼𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙎𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨

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🔮 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 — 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕.

✨ 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚.

🌙 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍, 𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍, 𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒂𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆.

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[nauchtyweasel]

Your natal Mars and where you lose energy by leaking or fighting the wrong things. Mars is a Malefic of excess action. It’s tied to conflict, dividing, ambition, violence, anger, survival, competition, and assertion. It consumes energy to force thru obstacles.

Since Mars is about exertion and not endurance, it spends rather than replenishes. If your Mars is aimed at the wrong thing (like people pleasing, defending your ego, perfectionism, emotional reactivity) it’s like firing a weapon with no target, all cost and no result.

If it hits something solid, it cuts. If it swings thru air, it tires the hand. Mars without aim = effort without impact. Mars wants to move even if there’s no real enemy. That’s when the leaking happens, when Mars is compensating for fear, fighting shadows, or defending comfort.

Mars Taurus 🧃

clings to routines that stopped working ages ago; stays stuck out of pride; resists all change even when it’s needed; burns energy doing the same thing harder instead of smarter; spends more time defending comfort than building results; refuses to leave dead situations; holds grudges too long; fights people trying to help just to stay in control; puts in effort way past the point of return; ignores urgency and creates crisis later.

Often gets stuck doing the same thing, even when it’s “dead”. If something stops feeding you, stop feeding it.

5th House Mars

chasing validation through romance or creativity; burning out trying to entertain others; starting drama for fun or attention; competing for love that drains you; throwing energy into pleasure that doesn’t fulfill; pushing your art too hard and killing the joy; exhausting yourself trying to be “special”; draining yourself through risky behavior.

Mars Aquarius 🍆

fights authority automatically even when it’s not the enemy; burns energy trying to be different for the sake of it; avoids emotions and loses power; argues to win, not connect; wastes time on causes that don’t return impact; rebels too early and misses the long play; isolates instead of asking for help; won’t follow steps and ends up stuck; spends energy fixing systems but not self; fights people trying to help if they seem too “normal.”

Fights to be different instead of effective. Let weird be useful, not just rebellious.

12th House Mars

fighting your own subconscious; sabotaging progress before it starts; hiding anger until it leaks sideways; exhausting yourself trying to make invisible pain disappear; acting from fear instead of clarity; turning internal battles into physical symptoms; putting energy into guilt or regret instead of action; chasing peace through self-isolation that only drains you more.

Mars Scorpio 🍒

burns energy hiding real motives; fights for control instead of clarity; keeps score forever; overcommits to revenge or proving a point; won’t let go when it’s time; obsesses over things it can’t change; drains itself playing mind games; acts alone when teamwork would win faster; suppresses anger until it poisons the system; invests in battles that don’t give peace back.

Holds onto pain and control. Get direct with desire instead of just scheming it.

3rd House Mars

arguing with people close to you; obsessively trying to prove you’re right; starting fights in your immediate environment; burning out through constant mental stimulation; draining power in errands and busywork; scattering effort across too many conversations; talking when you should be acting; wasting time on small details or opinions.

Mars Cancer 🥝

defends when no one’s attacking; acts based on moods, not strategy; burns out over unspoken emotional baggage; clings to family roles or people that drain; acts passive-aggressive instead of direct; takes every rejection as a threat; protects comfort zones even when they’re toxic; lets emotional triggers derail momentum; gives too much to others and leaves none for self; leaks energy into old wounds; fights ghosts, not real enemies.

Drains themselves trying to protect people who didn’t ask for it. Name what’s actually yours to defend.

7th House Mars

fighting with your partners instead of working with them; turning relationships into warzones; needing to always be “right” in one-on-one dynamics; defending yourself before anyone attacks; projecting your anger onto others; getting caught in reactive patterns with people; draining your drive trying to win love through power plays; exhausting yourself trying to stay “independent” while still attached.

Mars Capricorn 🍇

burns out trying to do everything alone; fights feelings to stay “tough”; wastes energy proving its value through work; takes on too much responsibility and gets bitter; delays rest until collapse; obsesses over control and slows down momentum; ignores help out of pride; plays power games instead of solving the problem; suppresses emotion until it explodes; stays loyal to broken systems to look competent.

You take on too much to prove something. Being useful doesn’t mean being used up.

8th House Mars

obsessing over what others owe you; controlling situations through manipulation instead of action; bottling rage that festers; fighting invisible emotional battles; staying locked in toxic power games; draining yourself managing other people’s mess; burning energy on debts — emotional or financial; hiding your ambition so deep it eats you from within.

Mars Virgo 🍉

obsesses over flaws instead of solving problems; fights things that aren’t broken; burns energy correcting others who don’t care; overanalyzes until it freezes; keeps fixing the plan instead of acting; sabotages self with constant critique; wastes motion micromanaging; gives effort to things that look useful but aren’t; avoids risk and loses opportunities; spends time helping ungrateful people; leaks effort through over-prep, under-trust.

Never feels “done” so just keeps going. Focus on impact, not perfection.

2nd House Mars

clinging to possessions that drain you; overworking for security that never feels enough; fighting to prove your worth through what you own; investing effort into things that don’t grow; resisting any change in income or values; wasting drive on “safe” choices that trap you; treating every loss like a threat to identity; overexerting for comfort that doesn’t restore you.

Mars Gemini 🫛

spreads effort too thin; chases ideas instead of finishing anything; starts ten projects and finishes none; wastes energy explaining instead of doing; burns out through mental overload; fights with words when action is needed; argues just to stay stimulated; avoids deep focus and sabotages real traction; gets caught in distractions that don’t move the goal; skips steps and ends up redoing everything.

Never goes deep fr, just wide. Reduce options.

10th House Mars

overcompeting in your career; burning out to maintain an image; pushing too hard to climb social ladders; fighting for respect from the wrong people; exhausting yourself with authority battles; putting ambition before sanity; tying your value to constant achievement; driving yourself toward legacy while ignoring your life.

Mars Sagittarius 🍠

chases too many directions and burns out halfway; fights rules even when they’re helpful; wastes energy preaching to people who aren’t listening; jumps ship too early; avoids discipline and leaks progress; speaks before thinking and causes messes; overestimates what it can handle; spends more time planning big than acting small; pushes ideals instead of results; sabotages stability chasing freedom.

Discipline and freedom aren’t enemies; you burnout by chasing too many possibilities.

6th House Mars

overworking to feel useful; fighting battles at work that don’t benefit you; stressing over tasks that don’t matter; putting your body under constant pressure; burning out trying to control your environment; acting like it’s your job to fix everything; treating rest like weakness; confusing martyrdom for productivity.

Mars Aries 🥓

starts pointless arguments just to feel alive; rushes into fights that don’t need to happen; wastes energy proving it’s not weak; treats small problems like emergencies; burns out chasing instant gratification; reacts before understanding the situation; gets bored and destroys what it just built; hates being told what to do and loses energy resisting even helpful direction; lashes out when slowed down instead of adjusting; doesn’t pace itself and crashes.

You tend to react before thinking. Don’t respond to every challenge, let some things pass.

1st House Mars

charging into things without thinking; over-identifying with struggle; turning life into a competition; reacting before processing; burning through your body with stress or injury; letting anger define your image; fighting battles that aren’t even yours; burning out from trying to “be strong” all the time.

Mars Leo 🫒

fights for attention more than results; burns out trying to impress people who don’t matter; gets caught in ego wars; wastes energy demanding loyalty instead of building it; needs to win to feel worthy; takes things personal when it’s just business; performs instead of working smart; blows up when ignored; overdoes it trying to prove it’s the best; drains itself playing the hero when no one asked.

Tendencies to preform instead of progress; let the results speak for you.

11th House Mars

pouring into fake friendships or networks that drain; getting caught in group drama; pushing your goals with no real direction; competing inside communities that don’t reflect your values; burning out trying to be accepted; letting peer pressure steer your ambition; fighting for causes that don’t serve your growth; wasting your drive on crowd approval.

Mars Libra 🍬

fights to please both sides and loses both; avoids conflict and causes more tension; wastes time trying to be “fair” when it needs to be firm; holds back action waiting for consensus; sabotages progress to stay liked; gets stuck overthinking others’ opinions; burns energy debating instead of doing; over-corrects for being “too much”; acts passive until it explodes; fights to keep harmony and causes imbalance.

Spends too much time trying to please everyone. Stop softening every truth.

4th House Mars

getting stuck in family drama; reacting from old emotional triggers; over-defending your home or past; fighting patterns that come from childhood but never questioning them; letting ancestral wounds run your life; building walls to feel protected but ending up isolated; acting out at home because the outside world feels out of control; draining power trying to fix what your parents broke.

Mars Pisces 🍿

fights invisible battles no one else sees; leaks energy into fantasies or regrets; avoids action and loses momentum; burns out trying to fix people’s feelings; absorbs pain that isn’t theirs; acts in confusing ways and has to clean it up later; can’t choose and wastes time drifting; drains energy through guilt and unclear boundaries; gives without limits and ends up empty; resists structure and gets scattered.

Doesn’t commit or finish; choose a target and point all emotion towards it.

9th House Mars

forcing your beliefs on others; fighting to be seen as wise instead of being wise; chasing ideals that lead nowhere; wasting action on moral superiority contests; burning out on travels or big ideas with no follow-through; overextending into causes that don’t feed you back; treating learning like a battle instead of a tool; needing to prove your worldview instead of living it.

[nauchtyweasel]

R.I.P. Malik Ali, the falafel vendor 💔

[nauchtyweasel]

placements that make for an interesting/eccentric personality:

aquarius venus - often ahed of their time, expressive and creative. an eye for things that seem odd to others. unique in every sense.

moon in the 8th house - an interest in the taboo, love for spooky things. deep and introspective, 8th house moons are in the dream blunt rotation.

9th house mercury - can turn any conversation into a philosophical discussion. larger than life when talking and great storytellers. wide array of interests, has tried every hobby (or at least thought about it)

gemini rising - witty and intelligent, youthful energy and has an anecdote for any conversation. the kind of friend who is always on the move, doing something new.

uranus aspecting the moon/ascendant - especially conjunct/sextile/trine. interested in ‘weird’ things, experimental, unpredictable and doesn’t like to be put in a box. kind of person who changes their style every five minutes.

aquarius ruling over the 5th house - their creative expression is innovative and exciting, artistic visionaries with something new to bring. these people hate the mundane.

moon sextile/trine venus - in tune with their emotions and creativity. oftentimes an interesting sense of style if not a thought provoking person to chat with.

scorpio rising - especially with prominent virgo placements. these people don’t mind pushing boundaries and making people uncomfortable. they dont need to be understood. they thrive when they give themselves creative freedom.

pisces moon - spiritual and emotional. these people look at life through a lens of introspection. a strong intuition and a love for all things mystical. often come across as witchy. very interesting to talk to, you can get lost in conversation with them.

[nauchtyweasel]

movie so good it’s got you drawing again.

[nauchtyweasel]

Shoutout to Superman (2025) for making it incredibly fucking clear that Superman is for good people. He’s hope. He’s love. He’s supportive. He’s an immigrant. He supports Palestine. He loves animals. He protects children.

The movie is a light. If you’ve been feeling really depressed about the world lately I’d highly suggest watching Superman.

[nauchtyweasel]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

[nauchtyweasel]

excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

[nauchtyweasel]

What the 12th House Feels Like… by Planet Placement

(Not just mystery and isolation — but deep soul work in silence.)

Sun in the 12th House You shine best when no one’s looking. Your identity grows through retreat, dreams, or even solitude. But it can feel like people don’t really “see” you until you learn to see yourself — softly and without fear.

Moon in the 12th House You carry emotions like tides the world can’t see. You may cry alone, heal alone, and process through dreams. But there’s so much power in your inner world. You feel what others try to forget.

Mercury in the 12th House Your thoughts are like whispers underwater. You’re the quiet observer, the journal writer, the late-night overthinker. Your words come best in safe spaces — or through poetry and silence.

Venus in the 12th House You love quietly. Maybe even secretly. There’s a tenderness to how you show affection. It may feel like you’re always giving love that no one notices — but your love runs deep, spiritual, and unspoken.

Mars in the 12th House You’re always fighting invisible battles. Anger may get buried, or come out sideways. But your strength is in persistence, endurance, and healing what others never even realize is there.

Jupiter in the 12th House You have a secret optimism — a quiet faith. You grow through spiritual work, alone time, or service. Your wisdom isn’t loud — it’s felt. Often, you’re protected by something bigger than you know.

Saturn in the 12th House You carry weight others don’t see. There may be fears of abandonment, quiet struggles, or karmic lessons. But with time, you become strong in the places no one thought to look.

Rahu in the 12th House You’re drawn to the unseen. You may chase escape, dreams, or foreign places. Your lessons are about letting go, not grasping tighter. Freedom comes when you stop running from yourself.

Ketu in the 12th House You’ve been here before. Past life energy, spiritual instincts, and a strong pull toward isolation. You don’t always try to be distant — but the soul sometimes craves space to remember.

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Venus and What Others Give You

Venus and what people naturally offer you without you chasing.

Venus governs:

- attraction without effort (harmony & resonance)

- value thru projection (reflects worth back)

- pleasure of giving (not obligation)

- urge to connect (and giving is connection)

- reciprocity loops (not transactions, it’s not the planet of contracts (Saturn) or deals (Mercury)); mutual flow

Venus Aries

- give you excitement, competition, & sexual tension; they come to chase you, fight for you, test you

- you attract bold, impatient energy, whether in lovers, rivals, hypemen, or stalkers

- you may trigger other’s impulse to “win you over” or “conquer” you

- people offer you gifts like weapons, knives, gear, or bold opinions

Even when you’re quiet, people clock you as unfiltered desire. You’re offered things that are fast, risky, or premature because they sense you’re not here for sweet sh*t.

Monetize your impulsiveness: tutorials, leadership, first-takes, combat. Let people chase you, but don’t reward it fast.

1st House Venus

- strangers romanticize or project beauty/charm onto you without knowing you

- people offer you instant likeability, physical favors, or discounts just because of your vibe or face

- you’re treated as an object of desire or attention more than a subject

- people try to compliment, photograph, or copy your appearance/style

- you’re given chances to “be seen” (front row, featured, invited on stage, first pick)

Venus Taurus

- people give you gifts, comfort, food, stability; you pull in providers and sensual types

- they want to take care of you materially or physically; people offer you touch, art, homey things

- you get offered slow-burning loyalty or luxury

- people often offer you physical comfort: beds, couches, safe rides, homes

You emit safe sensuality. People offer stability because you feel like a grounded secret garden, and they want to be allowed to enter it.

Monetize your voice, taste, or aesthetic curation. Build wealth through things people already give you: home goods, food, body-based skills. Let people feed and gift you, cuz it’s a love test.

2nd House Venus

- people give you tools, food, clothes, money, or barterable items unprompted

- you get job offers, gig tips, or ways to make cash from acquaintances

- others want to buy from you, support your work, or invest in your skills

- people help stabilize you when you’re in survival mode, covering costs, lending, or gifting

- you attract material support from those who find you resourceful or valuable

Venus Gemini

- people offer you ideas, information, random texts, jokes, stories

- people want to talk to you, show off their intellect, or teach you things

- you attract curious, fickle energy; charm by conversation

- people who talk to see how fast you’ll get it

You radiate cognitive speed. People feel the need to offer mental stimulation, as if your brain deserves a buffet.

Don’t waste your info-magnetism, charge for it (consulting, writing, speaking). Build “idea banks”; people tell you everything, so use it to predict, invest, or teach.

3rd House Venus

- people send you links, news, books, or names that become life-changing leads

- neighbors or siblings go out of their way to assist you with errands or intel

- you get offered rides, writing opportunities, connections through random convos

- others help you get the word out, market things, or organize your thoughts

- people copy your language, writing style, or ideas, and sometimes give credit

Venus Cancer

- people offer you emotional safety, nurturing, protection

- people treat you like home or project emotional intimacy onto you

- you attract caretakers or codependents who want to “be there” for you

- tend to offer you confessions, meals, second chances, places to stay, emotional loyalty, family ties

You radiate emotional familiarity. Even strangers feel like they’ve met you in a dream or a womb. People project comfort or “home” onto you.

Monetize emotional containment: therapy, childcare, home services, food. Set boundaries early, people will trauma-dump in exchange for nothing. Make people earn your emotional intimacy, or you’ll be drained :’(

4th House Venus

- people offer you housing, land access, a bed, or shelter during unstable times

- elders, mothers, or feminine figures offer you protection, meals, or ancestral knowledge

- you’re gifted with private access (like someone’s kitchen, bathroom, garden, or family archive)

- people feel compelled to mother you, offer you safety or family bonds

- you attract nostalgic or emotionally charged gifts (like heirlooms, memories, traditions)

Venus Leo

- people give you praise, attention, loyalty, admiration

- they offer their energy to support your shine; you get fans, followers, admirers

- you attract people who want to orbit around your glow; kids, artists, or performers tend to be drawn to your aura

- tend to offer you loyalty pledges, public gestures, “your highness” treatment, praise, gifts, fan energy, romantic drama

You radiate solar royalty. People either want to serve, be inspired, or challenge your throne. Your presence feels like a scene from a movie they want to be in.

Stay visible; your magnetism relies on being seen. Charge premium for creative direction, leadership, or performance. Let others bring you offerings before giving your warmth.

5th House Venus

- people give you romantic attention, applause, flirtation, or creative platforms

- lovers give you gifts just for being fun or magnetic

- children, fans, or playful types offer you validation, attention, or drama to engage in

- you’re offered the spotlight in social spaces (like to dance, speak, perform, or be admired)

- people volunteer to fund your art or hype your talent with zero return expected

Venus Virgo

- people who want to be of use to you, like interns or apprentices

- they want to assist, improve, fix, or be useful to you

- you attract competent but sometimes anxious helpers; quality over quantity attention (people observe you first, then act)

- people tend to offer you unsolicited advice, health products, spreadsheets, help, service, edits, solutions

You radiate refinement and discernment. People feel compelled to tidy, fix, or earn your attention because your presence reveals what’s out of order.

Curate your standards, people rise to them. Create service-based offerings: people trust you to “get it right”.

6th House Venus

- people offer you practical help: medicine, herbs, tools, labor, spreadsheets

- you get unsolicited health hacks, body help, or job leads from coworkers or acquaintances

- people want to fix things for you (tech, routines, schedules, your pet’s problems)

- animals or people in service roles show loyalty or devotion without being asked

- others hand you routines, protocols, or daily systems that make life function better

Venus Libra

- people give you favors, support, good company, aesthetic attention, invited to elite social scenes

- you pull in partnerships, apologies, flirtation, even opportunities to collaborate

- you attract people who want balance, peace, or beauty with you; people who “mirror” you, try to match your energy

- often get offers to co-host, co-create, co-decide

You radiate sociocultural harmony. People want to reflect their best self in your presence. They offer refinement to maintain balance.

Collaborate, people want to do things with you. Let people talk first; mirroring is your power move. Turn your sense of taste into a product, brand, or service.

7th House Venus

- people directly approach you with relationships, contracts, collabs, and serious offers

- you’re treated as an ideal partner in both romantic and business contexts

- enemies soften or act respectfully around you, often offering compromise or peace

- people offer you balance, aesthetic curation, or one-on-one intimacy

- you receive access to relationships just by existing; you don’t initiate, they come

Venus Scorpio

- people offer you secrets, obsession, sex, power dynamics, ultimatums, trust falls, emotional stakes

- confessions that feel illegal or soul-bonded; money or loyalty from people they don’t even give to their spouse

- you attract intense, loyal, sometimes manipulative types who lock in

- people feel compelled to merge or expose themselves emotionally

You radiate energetic penetration. People feel like you already know their hidden layers, so they offer them preemptively, or to protect themselves.

Protect your energy field, people will try to merge without consent. Monetize intimacy, power, and transformation: coaching, healing, shadow work. Let people come to you with substance, or not at all.

8th House Venus

- people reveal their darkest secrets, give you their passwords, or offer taboo access

- you’re gifted money through death, divorce, breakups, or other people’s crises

- people volunteer trauma-dumps, financial help, or sex without knowing why

- others offer you transformational experiences (therapy, psychedelics, emotional risks)

- you attract offers that require trust, fusion, or mutual vulnerability

Venus Sagittarius

- people offer you freedom, ideas, trips, belief systems, philosophies, late-night invites, teachings, translations, or foreign connections

- you attract wanderers, thinkers, or wildcards who want to expand with you; people who want to “free you” from commitment

- you get approached with philosophical, spiritual, or risky offerings

You radiate limitless possibility. People don’t want to own you, they want to experience you. Your presence makes people want to explore, risk, or expand.

Create offerings that require freedom: travel, storytelling, teaching. Avoid getting stuck with people who offer freedom just to avoid intimacy. Let people bring the experience, not just talk about it.

9th House Venus

- people offer to fly you out, teach you something, give you a book/course/visa

- mentors or foreign people appear to open your worldview or provide spiritual gifts

- strangers invite you on quests, trips, or share their culture or language with you

- people gift you belief systems, philosophies, or rituals that shift your perspective

- you get offers from distant places, or at random, that change the trajectory of your life

Venus Capricorn

- people offer you status, respect, funding, reputation boosts, resources, structure, tools, contracts, security, real-world access

- may receive offers disguised as “help” that are really about control; people who want to invest in you long-term

- you attract serious, goal-oriented, or older types who want to invest long-term

- you get gifts that feel earned or solid: connections, tools, responsibilities

You radiate capable authority. People project stability and future vision onto you. You get offered resources from people who want a share in your success.

Charge premium, because you attract serious players, not flakes. Align with legacy; people want to be part of what lasts. Accept gifts that match your structure, not your vibe.

10th House Venus

- people give you positions, platforms, reputational boosts, or endorsements

- authority figures are generous to you ( mentors, bosses, elders offer to “put you on”)

- strangers know your name or past and give you status before meeting you

- you attract invitations to lead, speak, or represent a group without applying

- people want to associate their brand with you, or publicly praise you

Venus Aquarius

- people give you space, ideas, tech, unusual intimacy, rebellion, nontraditional relationships, radical transparency, community

- receive invitations to collectives, subcultures, or social experiments

- you attract the outsider types, thinkers, inventors

- people feel safe being weird with you, they offer authenticity

You radiate unpredictable genius. People sense you don’t need them, which makes them want to give you something you didn’t even ask for (like access, ideas, or support with no strings).

Keep your independence visible, it attracts weird wealth. Lead your niche, people give to rebels who lead something. Collect intellectual property; people offer innovation, then forget they gave it.

11th House Venus

- people invite you into networks, movements, scenes, or social missions

- you receive funding or support for collective goals (grants, GoFundMes, community boosts)

- group dynamics tilt in your favor; you’re offered roles, admin power, or audience

- others offer you ideas for your future, vision, or give you long-term support

- friends and acquaintances gift you with connections, gear, or free knowledge

Venus Pisces

- people give you dreams, poetry, confessions, sob stories, art, apologies, tears, spiritual offerings

- you attract projections, fantasies, psychic downloads, emotional vulnerability

- people offer their wounds or their art (in whichever form)

- tend to attract obsession masked as self-sacrifice, emotional messes wrapped in romanticism

You radiate emotional transcendence. People don’t understand it, they feel it. You become the dream they want to gift something sacred to…or dissolve into.

Create containers for emotion: art, healing, performance. Charge for your presence and your absence, people feel both. Let people offer their chaos, but don’t absorb it.

12th House Venus

- people offer you hidden access (secrets, escape routes, backdoors, sacred spaces)

- strangers confess to you or offer you roles in spiritual, artistic, or dreamlike realms

- you attract help from invisible or non-obvious sources (dreams, ancestors, institution)

- people give you privacy, alone time, or expect nothing from you in return

- offers appear during solitude, illness, or liminal phases; you attract support off grid

[nauchtyweasel]

What you were denied as a child that made your mars placement so permanently pissed off

Mars is the snarl under your breath after being dismissed one too many times.

it’s the rage you swallowed at age 9 that still gives you ulcers.

mars is not ambition — it’s what breaks loose when you’ve been told no your whole life and still had to smile through it.

it’s survival, not strategy.

your mars is your inner attack dog. guess who trained it? mommy and daddy. 👫

🩸 mars in aries

you weren’t allowed to be first.

every time you moved too fast, someone told you to wait, calm down, stop being selfish.

so now your rage has a hair trigger. someone breathes too slow and you’re already halfway into a fistfight with a wall.

🍞 mars in taurus

you were denied stability.

no one kept their promises. people left mid-sentence.

so now you treat every interruption like war. you don’t scream — you stonewall. your anger is a slow simmer that ends in apocalyptic silence and moving out without warning.

📢 mars in gemini

you were told to shut up — a lot.

your questions were annoying. your thoughts were "too much."

so now you talk people into corners and call it an argument.

your anger is 47 open tabs and not a single damn resolution.

🫀 mars in cancer

you weren’t protected when you needed to be.

you had to act okay even when you were drowning.

now your anger is maternal and vindictive. you’ll cook dinner and plot emotional homicide at the same time. don’t worry, sweetie. eat first.

🏅 mars in leo

you were only celebrated when you were impressive.

you learned that love = applause.

now, when someone ignores you, your inner child throws a Molotov cocktail.

you don’t want validation. you want a standing ovation or you’ll burn the room down.

🧼 mars in virgo

you had to be useful to be loved.

someone made you the emotional janitor before you could spell “boundary.”

your anger wears a clipboard and mutters “I’ll just do it myself” like a curse.

if people don’t appreciate you, you punish them by being even more competent.

🕊 mars in libra

you were forced to keep the peace while other people got to be loud.

you learned early: justice is optional, but aesthetic restraint is mandatory.

now you get passive-aggressive and call it diplomacy.

your anger is an unread email with the subject line: “no worries if not :)”

🦂 mars in scorpio

you were emotionally blackmailed into silence.

your secrets were used against you.

now your rage is quiet, invasive, and definitely premeditated.

you don’t yell — you expose.

your fight style is “remember that thing you told me in 2016? i do.”

🔥 mars in sagittarius

you weren’t allowed to question authority.

you had to obey people you didn’t even like.

now you break rules for sport and call it healing.

your anger wears a philosophy degree and a passport. it wants to scream in six languages and leave the country mid-argument.

🪨 mars in capricorn

you were treated like an adult before you hit puberty.

emotions were weaknesses. so you swallowed them whole.

now you rage through productivity.

if you start deep cleaning your room at 2am, someone’s about to get cut off financially.

🛰 mars in aquarius

you were made to feel weird and wrong for thinking differently.

you learned to detach before anyone could reject you.

your anger is icy, delayed, and laced with superiority.

you don’t explode — you block and intellectualize. bonus points if you send them a podcast about emotional maturity before vanishing.

🫧 mars in pisces

You were denied clarity.

Told to "get over it" before you even knew what "it" was.

Now your anger is slow, foggy, and soaked in guilt.

You cry when you’re mad, disappear when you’re overwhelmed, and passive-aggressively drown people with your silence.

You don’t explode—you erode.

And your revenge? Saying nothing, while letting them feel everything.

[nauchtyweasel]

Astrology observations pt 4.

The placement of your moon tells what you desire the most and where you spend most of your emotions. Can be applicable with both vedic and tropical see what fits you.

Moon in 1st house: A great desire to be understood for who you truly are. You are probably beautiful besides the point lol, but you may feel a heightened sense of your emotions to who you are like your personality. You may desire not to be so emotional in your day to day life. Like not putting expectations on others and wanting to be independent of your deep ever changing emotions. You wish to be more stronger and tough and want to develop your personality. You wish for your inner world to match your outer expression. You desire to be true to yourself and the way you portray yourself in the world. You want to be seen for who you truly are inside.

Moon in 2nd house: Your desires are related to money ,family, and stability. Material security is super important to you. You may think about your finances very often . You have to be careful about your spending habits however. You desire luxury and beautiful things. You desire materialistic things ex: food, makeup anything tbh. You desire the finer things in life like food, money, things you can buy. May also desire stable family.

Moon in 3rd house: You desire is to stop over analysing and overthinking about the things you have done or said in the past.. Prolly wishes they didn't overshare that one time. You have a desire to connect with others through words, express feelings through conversation, and build strong bonds with siblings and close friends. You have a deep connection to your thoughts and mental activity. You desire expressing your emotions and feelings and being understood for it. Brilliant.

Moon in 4th house: These people value their family the most. Good friends but you will never come before their family .They are very nurturing and most likely want to have children in their life. They want stability and a good family life. Will make great protective parents. They may desire to build a stable loving home especially if they didn't grow up in one. It will be one of their life's biggest desire to do so.

Moon in 5th house: You desire expressing yourself creativity and freely. May desire to be in romantic relationships and put a lot of value in them. Your desire is to be free and expressive and you may also want a vibrant family with a lot of children . You want to express your inner child without judgement and be free ✨️.

Moon in 6th house: Work. These people feel most comfortable while working. They cannot be still if they don't feel productive. You can be too hard on yourself at times. It's ok to not be productive all the time. You will likely disagree though haha. Your desire is to be as productive or helpful as you can. You desire being valuable due to your work.

Moon in 7th house: Desires stable and non tumultuous relationships. You want to be at peace with everyone and have cordial relationships with the people around you. You have a great desire for emotional connection and security in relationships. You desire getting married and settling down with the right person.

Moon in 8th house: intense desire for transformative experiences. Individuals with this placement may crave profound, meaningful relationships rather than superficial connections. You are private and guarded and want to feel safe to open up emotionally. Desires to be more emotionally steady and have a peaceful understanding circle and life. You desire trust and patience .

Moon in 9th house: You desire growing your knowledge and perspective of this world everyday. You want to grow, learn ,and think .You want to explore and try new things and be adventurous. You desire to be free and to learn new things . You desire to experience things that can change your perspective. You may also desire learning about other culture.and other people.

Moon in 10th house: You want to be super successful. Your desire is to be respected and seen in the work place. You are greatly attached to your career and social standing. You may desire to be many things career wise. May have changed your mind and career direction. Desires to express themselves for who they are and doesn't want to keep a facade for the sake of career. You desire getting the postive approval from public.

Moon in 11th house: You desire deep friendship. To you friendship is not just about part of life but something you crave deeply. You desire to have friends that understand you fully. Your deep desire is to feel understood by people. You desire connection. You are someone who views friendship almost the way many view family and probably don't understand why others don't feel this way. Just becuase you have this placement doesn't mean you will have a bunch of friends, you may , here your position of moon just tells you about your emotional desires. These people make loyal friends.

Moon in 12th house: You may desire the feeling of feeling deep emotions. You may want to feel things on a deeper level than most. You are probably intuitive and possess some degree of psychic abilities. You may want to express yourself with more confidence and assurity . You desire to learn the hidden truths of life and want to uncover them. You have a rich inner world sometimes you may keep it to yourself hidden underneath the layers you express yourself to the world ,perhaps on purpose. You don't want to be misunderstood.

Let me know what you guys think and if it resonated with you. ❤️

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Venus Through the Houses – How You Show Love (Even If You Don’t Say It)

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Venus in the 1st House You are love energy. People feel it just by being around you. You give love through charm, kindness, and being emotionally present — without needing to prove anything.

Venus in the 2nd House You show love by creating stability — cooking, gifting, sharing what you have. Love, to you, feels like comfort and being valued for who you are.

Venus in the 3rd House You love through words — thoughtful texts, jokes, sweet check-ins. You remember birthdays. You reply quickly. You listen when it counts.

Venus in the 4th House You love like home. You’re the one who brings soup, who remembers how they take their tea. You nurture quietly and deeply.

Venus in the 5th House Your love is bold, creative, and full of joy. You light up around people you care about — and you make them feel like magic.

Venus in the 6th House You love by doing. Running errands, organizing, helping them feel less alone in the daily stuff. You give love through actions, not promises.

Venus in the 7th House You’re deeply relationship-oriented. You show love by choosing someone fully — wanting to grow, build, and share with them long-term.

Venus in the 8th House You love intensely, with your whole soul. Your affection is sacred, protective, and private — and once you open your heart, you’re all in.

Venus in the 9th House You love through shared ideas, travel, curiosity. Your affection is in your willingness to explore life together — mind, heart, and spirit.

Venus in the 10th House You love through commitment and showing up. You want to do right by the people you care about — with pride, respect, and support.

Venus in the 11th House You’re the supportive friend, the loyal listener, the one who helps others believe in themselves. Your love is community-oriented, honest, and inspiring.

Venus in the 12th House You love quietly, soulfully, and often in silence. Your feelings run deep, even when they’re hidden. Sometimes your love is a prayer no one hears — but it’s there.

Love isn’t always loud. Sometimes, it’s gentle, faithful, and soft around the edges. Your Venus shows us how you make love felt.

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