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Been on an Astarion anilingus kick lately and I make no apologies! That man needs his ass ate six ways to Sunday!! Worship 👏 his 👏 perfect 👏 pink 👏 hole 👏 with 👏 tongue! 👏👏

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irl ddlg and age play in general is a hard no and massive squick for me personally. Just calling someone ''daddy'' in a horny way? I get it in theory, but historically it's done nothing for me... but Halsin? Daddy Halsin? ... Oh, further research (smutty fanfic) is needed. Color me... intrigued.

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I need need need more fics about Gort and Haarlep. I need them being manipulative little shits together. Sleeping their way to the top. Haarlep helping a twenty something Enver escape in the first place after he comes to him all flattery and "teach me how to manipulate idiots" and "well, we all know who the REAL power in this house is, don't we?~" Y'all can pry that head canon from my cold dead hands. x.x

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Oh, are we doing heartfelt horny confessions now? Hell yeah. So ik people have complained about it or try to find loopholes but the characters that are canonically sexless bring me immense joy. I'm a stone butch and, while physically lacking the equipment to be touched sexually is obviously a very different scenario to just not being comfortable with it, it's been nice having some characters I can see myself at least kind of represented by.

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I want to be Astarion’s sweet little doll; he can dress me up, do my makeup and hair, parade me out and about to show everyone how pretty I am and how much he loves me. Then, at the end of the day, he can ravish me until he’s fully spent and exhausted. (And share me with his friends like Gale or Wyll if they’ve earned it.)

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I had a lazy morning today, and got off to the idea of spending the entire day making love with Gale.

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Minthara? More like Mingethara! I bet she has a pussy as (up)tight as her personality. And I hope it bites just the same! Mmm. Teeth.

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I want Karlach and Amiri from pathfinder to beat me and call me a spineless weakling

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My whole 21 years here on Earth I was sure of my straightness. Why has Astarion ruined this? It started with the bite scene giving me a boner and now I’ve jerked off to him more times than I’d like to admit. Am I gay now?

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I need to be a little bit of a pervert and steal Gale's underwear to sniff them. I need to smell pure sweat and musk from his dick and balls. Maybe he catches me jerking off to sniffing them. OR maybe I catch him after a long day of walking around doing the same with my boxers. I would never tell him, just palming my dick as he cums all over my boxers. Uuuughhh now I'm hard.

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I want to choke and cry on Yurgir's massive cock

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unfair i cant fuck my duergar tav. i want to feel his large hands on my tiny cock, and let him gently mock and tease me for it. both of us grinding on each other, not letting him slip his cock in me. moaning as i feel him manhandle me to where he wants me, kissing his wrinkles and worry lines..... beard burn from him sucking me off....... GGRRRAHHH I WANT HIM SO BAAAADDD LET ME SUCK HIS DWARF COCK PLEASE

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call me umberlee the way allandra gray makes my tide flood

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takes wyll's stone eye out and puts it in my pussy. now that's what you call a ben wa ball

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I think people are missing out on the fact that Orin is a changeling and could morph into anyone. Like she could serve any fantasy.

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ketheric with those monthly pension checks coming in 👅💦 yes daddy tell me more about that retirement plan mm my kink is a stable source of income

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you deserve endless appreciation for your work in keeping all of our horny thoughts organised and easily accessable. thank you so much for the energy you put into this ❤

Aww, thank you so kindly ❤

Honestly, running this blog has been nothing but good for me so far. And part of what makes it so good, is knowing there are real people out there getting a kick out of it! I've always shied away from online communities, but it's nice being in the thick of one finally. Everyone has been in such good spirits, and so nice!