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OP: 如何优雅的解决问题

↳ How to gracefully dispose of a problem

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Remnants of the British Black Panther’s Lost Legacy

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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That chair certainly has been sat on for a very, very long time. And it brings back all sorts of happy memories…

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you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

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Round 5: The Quarterquarterfinals

(Poll 2 of 8)

@creatures-in-posts

“Finds creatures in posts, makes things in posts into creatures, or adds their own drawings of creatures, based on tbh and btw (aka the autism creature and the adhd creature).”

“Smashorpassgilf here. I got killed by creatures-in-posts. Honestly? honored. My sword is on their side. I'm fighting for the creatures now. ”

@kittybroker

(no propaganda submitted)

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting

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they are sooooooo stupid

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hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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We're lucky enough to have a few grocery stores with their own pharmacies in our town, but their prices are sometimes double what Walgreens and Rite Aid charged.

ExpressScripts is pretty good if you have military insurance and don't need any schedule II drugs. That's probably a small minority of the population.

Watching everything fall apart because it throws a few hundred million dollars into some executives' pockets is eating up my happiness.

The only pharmacy in my home county closed down. It was a Rite Aid. This is a fucking disaster. The population is rural and aging and Internet access is sparse. 20% of those over the age of 65 live in poverty. There is no public transportation. These people will be driving miles and miles to get their medication. Those who cannot drive will be dependent on others. It is so hard to watch my hometown die and kill its residents with it.

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it’s not about the switch 2 being a bad console it’s about you happily giving hundreds of dollars to nintendo on release day when your close friends cant even afford groceries

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