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I had a silly idea what would jerker say to batman in the end of Superman Emperor Joker

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see, william knows about michael’s hobbies

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Forever thankful to Eric Border for altering my brain chemistry

Also proportions are fucked up

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Collection of batman smoking. Bruce being a true detective here

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I mean that must be painful🤕

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give him a 12 year old right now

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"YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM"--SHUT UP IK YOU CAN SENSE A WAYNE 3 MILES AWAY

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Suddenly I'm a window his dramatic ass is leaning against

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"The devil's in the details, right? That's what gives me away everytime, they say. That obsesive attention to detail. Batman's gone, in case you hadn't figured out what all this is about. The new kid and me are too much alike. I thought maybe you'd make a "worthy adversary," but who am I kidding? I go to all this trouble for you and you haven't made me laugh once! I beat you at cards, I beat you at chess. Didn't I warn you, Doctor? Joker trumps deuce. And just in case you thought I'd forgotten... the mexican train is over and the bones are in the yard, ladies and germs! I thank you... and good night."

"Two months off, no debate. The Joker said he "dealt with" Hurt and I'm inclined to believe him this time. But we won't stop looking."

Batman & Robin: Batman & Robin must die.

Holy shit... The Joker buried him alive, just because he promised to be a worthy adversary like the Batman and he didn't accomplish that. The Joker is batshit crazy... literally. 😆

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A man of many disguises

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I want them to be happy (they can't)

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This picture put me in a coma and stole 53 years of my life

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BatJokes & Coffins (R.I.P.) - Joe Kerr, A Man of His Word!

Based on our recent ‘bananas-related’ conversation with a wonderful @aprilgtomlinson: So, in Grant Morrison’s Batman R.I.P. (#680 - October 2008) Thomas Hurt calls the Joker his “my good and faithful servant”, which pisses J off to no end (almost to the point where he already made a decision to finish the good doctor, once a proper opportunity arises). 

To make things worse, Hurt & his pals from the Black Glove bury the love of Joker’s life, Batman (while he is still conscious), inside a coffin in Batman #681 (December 2008). Obviously, J understands that the Bat is going to get out of this alive and warns Hurt in advance: “You can never prepare for the unexpected, the well-timed punch line. Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor and joker trumps deuce. I’m saying adieu, but don’t call me servant.”

3 years later in Batman & Robin #16 (January 2011), The Joker encounters Thomas Hurt once again, trips him with a banana peel, infects him with his special Joker venom and, if that wasn’t bad enough….

HE LITERALLY BURIES HIM ALIVE for doing the same to the love of his life… BATMAN, AHAHAHAHAHA! :D 

Therefore, like George Lucas once said, “It’s like poetry, it rhymes.“ Am I right, @tyraknifesaurus ?)

https://youtu.be/C4q6VikD6SI + https://youtu.be/U5dGx7vRtqA + https://youtu.be/7uD42ToLHwE + https://youtu.be/QDoG06akcWo

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It’s you under there, isn’t it? My little vigilante. 

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