my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like โwow this is a whole lot of pancakesโ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself โbut i am a whole lot of manโ
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Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
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I'm trying to make a point to a friend. Reblog this if you'd be okay with your child coming up to you and saying "I think I was born as the wrong gender."
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
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Gimme all the pussy
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Playing Fear 2 when this happened
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*grins*~<3
((The original art can be found here - ~I love you till the end I die~ by Isi-Daddy - Please go show the artist some love! - Do not remove the artist-source information!))
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So Iโve been taking notes while watching Sherlock and every time there was a person suggesting it, every time they eye-fucked, every single little thing that could be Johnlock related, I made a line. I got 55 lines guys, and thats...
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Castiel, Pimp of the Lord
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how much do boy/girlfriend cost
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I wonโt stop โtil my balls are sweaty and Iโm on the floor crying
Me, talking about studying for finals
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What's the difference
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