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Star Trek side of Tumblr:

How do they get the com badges to stick to their shirts in The Next Generation???

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But it would be hilarious if it did it quickly, over a few seconds.

With a slide-whistle sound effect.

It'd be weird if you didn't need to get vaginaplasty, estrogen just did that itself. Like, slowly over a year or two.

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Your friend is correct and you should do as they do.

one of my friends insists on pluralising MILF as MILVES. like leaves.

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Ah yes, the keyboard clitoris.

Always makes me proud to be a Mac user.

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Muhammad Ali, Sam Cooke, Jim Brown, and Malcolm X 1964.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

And why do they think showing it to me will make me play their game?

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And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

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THIS is why he was called the hardest working man in show business.

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Damn these ships going crazy

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My family's 14-year old pit bull still tries to go after raccoons and possums, so if he could do it anonymously over the internet he would.

do you think your pet would send anon hate?

yes

no

i dont have a pet

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"Captain, you are an excellent starship commander, but as a taxi driver you leave much to be desired." "It was that bad?"

S2:EP17: A Piece of the Action.

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capybara pattern!!!!

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Thunderbolt Starfury

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In my homewrecker rat era 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day!