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[ncorp-nelly]

Do you need a math tutor, sir?

think fast!

*gives you a piece of paper with 50 2-digit by 2-digit multiplication problems*

*gives you a pencil*

you have 5 minutes

@guinhoesfluchschuetze catch. This is more your speed. Tell me if you are sent any philosophy related questions, for those are of actual interest to me.

[ncorp-nelly]

Oh dear can the pretty prince not do math?

think fast!

*gives you a piece of paper with 50 2-digit by 2-digit multiplication problems*

*gives you a pencil*

you have 5 minutes

@guinhoesfluchschuetze catch. This is more your speed. Tell me if you are sent any philosophy related questions, for those are of actual interest to me.

[ncorp-nelly]

Good thinking Mister Gubo

Happy yaoiful gubohuan evening, my liege!

I'm... I'm sorry?

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Oh dear... where do I begin with this one

Happy yaoiful gubohuan evening, my liege!

I'm... I'm sorry?

[ncorp-nelly]

They're wishing you a good GuboHuan evening, sir

Happy yaoiful gubohuan evening, my liege!

I'm... I'm sorry?

[ncorp-nelly]

To answer your question; yes he is

are yrour gay

......It's Your, Dumbass.

[ncorp-nelly]

Freedom

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I liked her a lot, actually

[ncorp-nelly]

miss ellen dean (nelly)

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ALRIGHT SO funny headcanon post but basically im a big fan of anatagonists who actually have fun dynamics going on and since the new league with a bunch of assorted fuckheads is official an item now i present to you a helpful chart of what i think they got going on in the breakroom

most important n corp break room dynamics:

gubo is not over the lack of yi sang and everyone treats it like a breakup

jia huan has found his first ever actual friend and its been getting to his head

everyone thinks sonya is a rambly kook and him and jia huan are a class action lawsuit waiting to happen

nobody also really likes ahab all that well

jia huan has an attitude problem

ahab has practically adopted sonya because she's convinced he's not even old enough for a fixer license and nobody has dared to point out he's one toddler's worth of time away from alopecia

hermann only really gets nelly and everyone else she hopes to lobotomise

aseah is kind of here to just do his own thing on company funds and while he's balls deep in his own ass the whole ncorp thing is a relatively low stake to him thus his approach towards everyone else is the most relaxed of them all

ahab likes hermann and takes it out on nelly because she thinks hermann likes nelly. nelly maybe kinda likes hermann too. hermann likes to sleep more than 5 hours a night, clearly some things are not meant to be

sonya is a diversity hire

sonya also has questionable habits adapted from his previous jobs so his communication methods are often misinterpreted, hermann has advised he get counseling but he's adamant that putting his faith in Jesus will help more

i am deeply sorry for everyone whos pookie i misinterpreted unless you're a gubo fan to gubo fans i am not sorry before coming at me get better taste

clean version if any of you want

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N corp's uniform is so cute…

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my artstyle changing for the limbillionth time after switching art programs

ily nelly

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...the happiest times of my life

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happy new years! this year vivisection will be your present ❤️❤️

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happy gubohuan morning everyone

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some dulcinelly textposts.. im spreading more of my agenda