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Last night in Penacony~

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Evangeline: I can only hope Jacks loves me back

Jacks: *spoiler for ACFTL*

*spends the entire book following her around, carrying a letter in which she affirms not her love but her DISTRUST of him, is literally always on guard at her beck and call to make sure she’s safe, TURNED BACK TIME and threw away what he thought was his only chance at true love to save her, kept CRYING at the thought of her dying, would rather SET HIS HEART ON FIRE than risk getting tempted to potentially hurt her, called himself hers, whose single motivation for all of his actions throughout the entire book is to keep her safe*

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ASAGIRI EXPLAIN

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At the skyfall

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Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:

The protagonist isn’t always right

The protagonist isn’t always good

The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable

The narrator isn’t always right

The narrator isn’t always good

The narrator isn’t always telling the truth

The narrator isn’t always the author

The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap

Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say

Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say

A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books

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Aiden: So how did you two get together again?

Seiji: Nicholas texted me "your cute" and i texted back "no, you're cute."

Aiden: aw that's cute

Seiji: Yeah, I was just correcting his grammar but I liked him back so I just went with it

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jiang pov which is kind of rare tbh but it’s so perfect i am in love with it chefs kiss😽🤌🏻 warning tho do not listen to fourth of july by sufjan stevens while reading this fic it will cause u endless amounts of pain

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High school au masterlist pt1:

Hello everyone!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯

Many people asked for it so here it is: a huge masterlist of soukoku high school fics!!

I found sooo many that I really liked but found it impossible to fit them all in one gigantic post so here we go with part 1! I hope you enjoy it and stay tuned for more!!

Have a great day and let me know wich ones you liked best!!

-f

What’s your name? by CataclysmicEvent: “I said, what’s your name?” Dazai snaps to attention to see that Chuuya is staring right at him, and suddenly his mouth feels like sandpaper. Jesus. Who has eyes like that?! “Ozai—” “Huh?”“Dazoo—” “I’m sorry, what?” “Dazai Osamu.” Sometimes–the worst introductions can last a lifetime. (High school AU, slice of life, growing up together.)

Sins Of Staying Together by setosdarkness: Dazai is infamous for saying ‘yes’ to anyone who asks him out. Even if anyone he dates ends up breaking up with him before the week is over. Because he’s a suicide maniac, because he’s a manipulative asshole, because he’s a piss-poor leech who has a staggering ¥1000 to his name, because of a number of reasons. Chuuya’s not curious - okay, he sort of maybe is - but he figures one week of stupidity can’t hurt too much. So he jokingly asks Dazai out. And he starts to regret a lot of things.

A thousand tiny revolution by flyby: When Dazai Osamu shows up to class on the first day of his third year of high school, Chuuya wants nothing to do with him. He’s too busy juggling homework and part-time work to have any patience for an annoying waste of bandages, but Dazai has other ideas – and the mystery that surrounds him is about to blow Chuuya’s own secrets wide open. Principal Fukuzawa said once that what you do in school can change the course of your life, but Chuuya doesn’t think he meant it like this.

The Next Page by Hamliet: Built to keep society’s strays off the streets, Bungou Academy proclaims to offer its students and teachers a second chance. If only it really did.

Oh darling it’s alarming to think of us apart (you know you’ve got me in your pocket) by inteludewings: “Okay so if we’re both still single when we’re twenty two,” Dazai’s smile grew even wider. “Let’s marry each other.” By the time Chuuya’s twenty two, he’d probably be in a relationship with someone else, and the possibilities of them even remembering each other were slim to none. And so, Chuuya gave his answer. “Fine, let’s do that.” In short, fifteen year olds Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya made a stupid promise one day in their school library out of boredom, which leads to the next seven years of their life filled with fighting, burnt notebooks and late night conversations.

The transfer student with a hat by xxalwayssophia: The Armed Student Council find out about and meet their secretary’s boyfriend.

Lost All Judgement by todxrxki: “Uh, sorry, but unfortunately I already have a date to the dance.” “Oh, really?” Tachihara says, sounding disappointed. He pauses for a second, clearly processing what Chuuya’s just told him, and then says, “Who is it?”Chuuya certainly hadn’t budgeted for this. Panicking, he tries to think of the people that he knows that are single, and before he knows it, the first name that comes to mind is slipping out of his mouth. “With Dazai.” / After a momentary lapse in judgment, high school student Chuuya ends up having to pretend to date his enemy Dazai to get Tachihara off of his back - and quickly finds it’s nowhere as bad as he’d imagined.

Laws of attraction by setosdarkness: Dazai and Chuuya have always been rivals, have always been there at each other’s throats. It’s almost surreal to think that there might come a time when they go their separate ways….But now, that’s a reality that Chuuya has to face, because Dazai’s going to a different university.

Sorry, I have a boyfriend by dangodangomilk: The prettiest girl in class asks Dazai for a favor— fake date her for a week in an idiotic attempt to make her boyfriend jealous. Obviously, Dazai refuses. One, he wants no part in this bullshitery. Two, he has a boyfriend.Things get messy after Dazai declines her request. Luckily for him, he avoids getting plummeted to the ground when his surprisingly protective boyfriend comes to his rescue.

How to love by arkastadt: Chuuya catches his gaze, takes a deep breath, and says, “Have sex with me.” Oh wow, that sounds awfully wrong — “I mean,” he starts again, losing all edge and grace, “I don’t want to have to sex with you — or I do but not like that! — I just want — damn it!” For some reason, he feels like standing, so he jumps up. “I have never been with anybody, and I want to be ready when it comes to it, so just have sex with me, okay, you asshole!”— In which, Chuuya’s tired of failing classes and being a virgin and makes the deal of a lifetime with Dazai.

Exposed ankles in the modern era by setosdarkness: "Nakahara Chuuya-kun, folding up your pants and exposing your ankles for everyone’s view is against the school’s regulations.“

Triangular by setosdarkness: Chuuya and Dazai fight over Atsushi’s affections. At least, that’s what Chuuya thinks. In reality, it goes like this:chuuya: thinks they’re in a love triangle. dazai: thinks they’re in a custody battle over their son atsushi: CHAZUKEEEEEE

A change of mind by Lichtstrahl: It’s cute seeing Chuuya so possessive of him, he looked like he was ready to bite everyone’s head off for looking at Dazai.

You (who gave me the stars) by setosdarkness: Dazai’s pretty sure that Chuuya’s stalking him because he’s in love with him—no matter how much the chibi denies it. That’s why, it’s a complete shock when Chuuya confesses that he actually has been trying to get on Dazai’s good graces so he can ask for help in wooing Dazai’s best friend instead.

Come, I’ll show you around by Lichtstrahl: "What? Are you not having fun, Chibi?” “I’m certain this is not what the teacher meant by showing me around the school.” He said with an exasperated sigh. 

Pretty in Pink by flowerinaacup: On Valentine’s Day, there’s a new dress code. Wear white if you’re single, red if you’re taken, or pink if you’re crushing on someone. Dazai comes to school in pink bandages.

strawberries and cigarettes by inteludewings: Nakahara Chuuya, one of the most popular kids at his school, always had his eye on the quiet yet mysterious Dazai Osamu who sat at the back of the class. After unexpected circumstances, he finds himself hanging out with him for one long Friday night.Faces were slapped, butts were kicked, feelings were shared, tears were shed, people were arrested and houses were broken into. Not necessarily in that order.

Set alighte, we’re afire love by kiroiimye: “There you go!” Dazai forces a smile onto his face, quickly shoving his quivering hands into the pockets of his tan dress pants. “Now my sheepdog won’t completely freeze to death!” Chuuya gingerly brushes his fingers across the jacket buttons before he looks up at Dazai, eyes wide with a soft vulnerability that Dazai rarely sees. “Thanks, shitty mackerel,” Chuuya says quietly, and Dazai’s heart does a tap-dance of beats. Dazai falls for Chuuya in three steps: first unknowing, then slowly, and then all at once. [Or: The fic where Dazai’s been planning the most extravagant, flabbergasting confession to his best friend Chuuya…and subsequently messes everything up with a simple text message.]

eternity (I’d choose you every time) by orphan_account: When Nakahara Chuuya wakes up on September 3rd, at 7:37 AM for the third time, he’s irritated. The first thing he does is check the date. When his phone screen flashes Friday, September 3rd, he groans and burrows back underneath his covers.This cannot be happening. Or, Chuuya gets stuck repeating the same day over and over, Dazai is an asshole, and chaos ensues.

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soukoku fics rec

No Cock-Ups, Only Happy Accidents - 61k - Going out and getting drunk with friends is all great and fun - until you wake up in a foreign bed with no memory of how you got there. And if a question pesters your mind, you want answers. What better method is there, than to try and see if the memories come back? Which is exactly what happens to Chuuya, who wakes up next to the most insufferable guy alive; Dazai. But what makes it worse is that neither can recall what happened last night, evidence speaking for and against the fact that they’ve had sex.

How to Seduce Dazai Osamu: a Guide by Nakahara Chuuya - 9.9k - With the help of Cosmopolitan magazines, Higuchi and Gin, Chuuya tries to seduce Dazai. And fails. Or does he?

the art of precious scars - 109k - Role reversal AU where Dazai is in the Port Mafia and Chuuya is in the Armed Detective Agency. — When a famous painting goes missing from the Mori Art Museum, the ADA jumps in to help investigate the case. So Dazai and Chuuya go on a mission together, solve the mystery together, fight enemies together… and somewhere along the line, they fall in love.

Confessions - 25k - Dazai’s in the middle of a mission when he suddenly loses his memories. Resolved to finish his undercover mission, he sends an SOS message to the only number that he remembers.

keep you alive, set you on fire - 23.5k -  Dazai steps out in a dress and heels for a mission, since the gown won’t fit Yosano. He’s only supposed to spend an hour or so leading their targets on a dance around a charity gala, but the unexpected arrival of a certain Port Mafia Executive threatens to disrupt all his plans. And when he and Chuuya find themselves finally face to face, they end up entwined in a tense game of mutual provocation…

Pat me down, officer. - 38.6k - The 5 times Dazai tried to get arrested and get into Chuuya’s pants and the 1 time Chuuya let himself be cuffed for life.

a billion little pieces - 11.7k - This is not the kind of tension Dazai would have anticipated, had he thought to anticipate this at all.

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This posts explained why Dazai chose to stay in the dungeon even though he could escape the handcuffs and why he did many other things because of Chuuya :DD

Link here.

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Sirius: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Sirius: So to answer your question Andromeda no I did not punch your kid.

*Tonks crying somewhere in the background*

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the way this is me

Sirius: wait a minute! If I have to marry you, that means I can't be your bestman at your wedding!

Remus: you are my GODDAMN HUSBAND!

James, across the room: moons, you sure THIS is whom you love?

Remus: you better stop judging my love towards him!

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Sirius: what is it about older men that are so appealing to women?

Lily: money

Dorcas, mary, marlene: *nods*

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Remus: Ugh, Im I’m so tired. I couldn’t sleep last night.

James: You know they say if you can‘t sleep it’s because someone is thinking about you.

Remus: Who in the hell is thinking about me at 3 am?

Sirius: *gay panic*

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asagiri is the biggest fanfic writer EVER.

he once said that he started writing BSD because he wanted to see classic authors as hot men with superpowers

he writes a lot of fanfic dynamics, like "enemies to lovers", "height difference", "grumpy one and sunshine one", "Smarter separetely, dumb together", etc...

he is a twilight fan

he ALWAYS complains about writing on twitter

he literally created a whole scheme just to write a official fanfic about his own story

he has a questionable moral and writes questionable things

he is probably mentally ill

only a ficwriter could write such a thing as soukoku.