' do not question my loyalty. you do not know what i endurefor it. 'Katarina Du Couteau | the sinister blade | dependant to altverse hq
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sombraonliiine.
[ text: katarina ]: the sinister blade, huh? that’s kinda hot. [ text: katarina ]: you should sell that to hollywood. if they can make $$$ on the jungle book, i’m sure ‘my sister the snake’ could be the next big thing. [ text: katarina ]: court is definitely not a death battle. i mean, he’s sorta already dead? so i don’t know how well battling it out to the death would go, but i’d love to watch someone kick his ass.
TEXT [SOMBRA.]; i mean, she was cursed because of her greed, or whatever, though she’d probably insist on dimension hopping to star in it. TEXT [SOMBRA.]; i could totally kick his ass, i know like --- 3 undead people and if i can beat up sion i’m sure i could beat edge lord. TEXT [SOMBRA.]; except if he’s from the shadow isles. fuck the shadow isles.
#i mean lux haS to like katarina seeing riots continued nEEd to force kat and garen together .. . chill r .. .iot#sombraonliiine
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sombraonliiine.
[ text: ??? ]: google is a database with information on pretty much everything. [ text: ??? ]: my name is sombra. who are you? [ text: ??? ]: your sister would eat a kitten… OKAY. i guess i’ll keep the cat. [ text: ??? ]: to an extent? sure, we’ll call me that. though i offer knowledge on multiple people. [ text: ??? ]: you would still need to settle it in court, i believe. [ text: ??? ]: you could always battle it out to the death, though.
TEXT [SOMBRA.]; i’m katarina. i’d say more commonly known as the sinister blade but not here. TEXT [SOMBRA.]; my sister is an actual snake i’d think she’d eat me if i could. TEXT [SOMBRA.]; maybe i could get her to eat him ... is court not a death battle here?
#his passive is even the same as thresh rip.#also i love the fact that its canon that noxus has gladiator rings to solves the disputes. like chill guys#sombraonliiine
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‘ i mean -- don’t get me WRONG, i’m all for unnecessary violence. but why ???’
⋆★ ( @ncxiian ) | liked for a starter
“ i’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart. ”
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EKKO ??? ( sms ): what ??? no that’s boring. EKKO ??? ( sms ): have you ever even seen a dead body before? EKKO ??? ( sms ): don’t knock it till you try it.
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[To:Red] no?!? omg [To:Red] call the cops??
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NOT GOOGLE (sms): if you’re not google who are you ?? ( btw ; who is google?) NOT GOOGLE (sms): i’m more after trademarking my way of killing ppl tbh. NOT GOOGLE (sms): i only listen to pentakill and my sister would eat a kitten, so other than the whole spin to win (tm) i don’t care. NOT GOOGLE (sms): are you the database on reaper?
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[ text: ??? ]: i’m definitely not google [ text: ??? ]: though i do believe you came to the right place [ text: ??? ]: and the right place is telling you not to bother because that guy has nothing worth suing for [ text: ??? ]: unless you fancy yourself a couple angst filled playlists and probably a kitten named princess. though the latter is still tbd.
#i mean they even ave the same name ; death lotus and death blossom.#except garen/kat story vs/ gabe/jack story is actually quite different lmao#sombraonliiine
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COULD BE LUX TBH: this world is great.COULD BE LUX TBH: i can get food?? delivered to me?? this is a crazy invention.COULD BE LUX TBH: also no siblings. tha nk god.
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???: dear google who is reaper.???: dear google what to do if someone steals your emo spinning death flower thing???: dear google how do you sue someone.
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$ ( angie // @rczup )
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SORAKA??? : my standard rate is 10. 20 if you need information. 15 if you just want it to be slow.SORAKA??? : whooops. wrong person.SORAKA??? : but hey, if you ever wanted to have someone killed. know you now.
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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
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who???: ever wonder what the first person who died thought?? who???: probably the fuckwho???: still .. . interesting... to think ...
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EKKO ???? : hey . . . wanna see a dead body.EKKO ???? : like. i don’t need help disposing of it or whatever there’s just a dead body in this alley.EKKO ???? : swear to fucking runeterra i didn’t kill him.EKKO ???? : probably would if i could tbh.
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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
#when u were about to reblog the ship meme but u a s l u t for texts l m ao#◜░ ❝ only fun if you run ❞ | memes#my meme record to beat is 4: pls try and beat it k thanls
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“Sorry,” he apologized, “I’m not the greatest at taking jokes, obviously,” he chuckled. “Don’t really have a choice, do I?”
‘ well, you do --- ish. scream and cry about it enough i’m sure you’d find a healer willing to shut you up -- one way or another.’ a shrug. it was a joke -- but with a hint of seriousness behind her words. she’ still getting use to the whole ‘ boring earth’ thing. ‘ but -- most people who can’t take jokes also can’t take picking at their flaws -- so good on you. because god am i sick of people whining about every limb they lose. like, get a life, grow another one ... ‘
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“Snap?” he chuckled, “my name’s Mark”
‘ what? you can make a joke and i can’t? those were supposed to be jokes right ?’ she didn’t get them. but still. ‘ so mark -- or harvey -- or whatever you want to be called. i don’t think i’ve ever met someone as comfortable as facial disfiguration as you.’
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‘ your name’s also good -- i feel like in this situation we could call it SNAP.’ scarred eyebrow quirked upwards -- her own scar running across her face. a jagged line crossing across an emerald eye.
Looking in a mirror, he placed a gentle hand on his scar and sighed, “alright, which one’s better; Harvey Dent or Scarface?”
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‘ well, my father always said, if you have the shot, you take it. so let’s do this. ‘
PACIFIC RIM SENTENCE STARTERS. ( accepting !)
‘ -- my father always said if you have the shot, throw a knife instead. ‘ came katarina’s BLANK expression, emerald eyes serious -- though soon tainted with ambition. ‘ are you a fan of the gun?’ she questioned, small talk -- as she loaded another set of knives into her clothing. no purpose -- just protection. ‘ not that i’m suggesting you shoot one. unless you wanna go do that instead.’
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PACIFIC RIM SENTENCE STARTERS.
‘ when i was a kid, whenever i’d feel small or lonely, i’d look up at the stars. wondered if there was life up there. ‘
‘ tens of thousands of lives were lost. ‘
‘ this was just the beginning. ‘
‘ to fight monsters, we created monsters of our own. ‘
‘ we got really good at it. winning. ‘
‘ hey, kid. don’t get cocky. ‘
‘ please, after you. age before beauty. ‘
‘ you know what i’m thinking. ‘
‘ worry about yourself, kiddo! ‘
‘ ___, listen to me! ‘
‘ suits and ties, flashy smiles. that’s all they are. ‘
‘ bad news: three guys died yesterday. ‘
‘ well, orders are orders. what else am i supposed to do? ‘
‘ took me a while to find you. ‘
‘ i can’t have anyone else in my head again. i’m done. ‘
‘ haven’t you heard? the world is coming to an end. ‘
‘ so where would you rather die? here, or ____? ‘
‘ oh, no, call me ___. only my mother calls me doctor. ‘
‘ he was 2,500 tons of awesome. or awful. you know, whatever you wanna call it. ‘
‘ shut up. i don’t love them, okay? i study them. ‘
‘ things have changed. we’re not an army anymore, we’re the resistance. ‘
‘ i didn’t know it was this bad. ‘
‘ sorry about your brother. ‘
‘ you haven’t told me what i’m doing here yet. ‘
‘ numbers do not lie. politics and poetry, promises, these are lies. numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of god. ‘
‘ politics and poetry, promises, these are lies. ‘
‘ and this… is the point where he goes completely crazy. ‘
‘ fortune favors the brave, dude. ‘
‘ they won’t give you the equipment, and even if they did, you’d kill yourself. ‘
‘ she’s one of a kind now. ‘
‘ i think you’re unpredictable. ‘
‘ you take risks that endanger yourself and your crew. i don’t think you’re the right man for this mission. ‘
‘ wow. thank you for your honesty. ‘
‘ one day, you’re gonna see that in combat you make decisions. and you have to live with the consequences. ‘
‘ you promised me. ‘
‘ vengeance is like an open wound. ‘
‘ to me, you’re dead weight. you slow me down, i’m gonna drop you like a sack of shit. ‘
‘ i’ve raised him on my own. he’s a smart kid, but i never knew whether to give him a hug or a kick in the ass. ‘
‘ it’s a dialogue, not a fight. ‘
‘ better watch it. ‘
‘ i’m not crazy. you felt it, right? ‘
‘ this is worth fighting for. ‘
‘ if you’re listening to this, well, i’m either alive and i’ve proven what i’ve just done works, in which case, ha ha, i won. or i’m dead and i’d like you to know that it’s all your fault. it really is, you know, you drove me to this. in which case, ha, i also won. sort of. ‘
‘ are you gonna say anything? ‘
‘ you look good. ‘
‘ like when you blink your eyes over and over and over again and all you really see are like, frames. it was emotion. ‘
‘ i’m okay. just let me control it. ‘
‘ you are a goddamn disgrace. you’re gonna get us all killed. ‘
‘ why don’t you just do us all a favor and disappear? it’s the only thing you’re good at. ‘
‘ so, what, you’re grounding us? ‘
‘ one: don’t you ever touch me again. two: don’t you ever touch me again. ‘
‘ now, you have no idea who the hell i am or where i’ve come from, and i’m not about to tell you my whole life story. ‘
‘ you know, you live in someone else’s head for so long… the hardest part to deal with is the silence. ‘
‘ well, that’s classified. so i couldn’t tell you. even if i wanted to. but it is pretty cool, so i might tell you. i’m gonna tell you. ‘
‘ jesus, we can’t just sit here and watch them die. ‘
‘ let me in, i’m a doctor! ‘
‘ we have a choice here. we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid. ‘
‘ as harsh as it sounds, there is no time to celebrate. we lost people. no time to grieve. ‘
‘ how sick are you? and why didn’t you tell me? ‘
‘ i haven’t exactly had a very good day, okay? ‘
‘ we’re gonna own this bad boy! ‘
‘ by jove, we are going to own this thing for sure! ‘
‘ today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. ‘
‘ today we are canceling the apocalypse! ‘
‘ as for you, well, you’re easy. you’re an egotistical jerk with daddy issues. a simple puzzle i solved on day one. ‘
‘ i just don’t want to regret all the things that i never said out loud. ‘
‘ well, my father always said, if you have the shot, you take it. so let’s do this. ‘
‘ all i have to do is fall. anyone can fall. ‘
‘ i can’t find his pulse. i don’t think he’s breathing. ‘
‘ no. don’t go. please. ‘
‘ you’re squeezing me too tight. i couldn’t breathe. ‘
‘ where is my goddamn shoe? ‘
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#i love noxus. and the noxus fam. that would all murder each other but sti l l#all those ppl tbt#◜░ ❝ violence solves everything ❞ | the sinister blade.
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