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i love my aunt so much 😭 i recently skipped out on a family activity because it was a very beachy thing and i hate the beach bcs of sensory issues but i'm gonna go for a week to see all my cousins anyway after that and my aunt just texted me to see if i would be okay with this other activity she was thinking of setting up and not to tell my cousins because it was a surprise, but she wanted to check with me and i just- like that is one of the most considerate things anyone has done for me

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On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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Person who thinks "read the room" means "read every written thing that happens to be in the room" getting told this at the library book club meeting and then later getting told to leave the library because it's closing time and they're like but I'm not done reading the room :(

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that's bog

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you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.

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amongst all the racism and dunking on said racism in the notes on the tofu poll I found this bizarro world understanding of cooking and I'm going insaaaannneeee

WHAT??? WHAT WHAT WAHT??? SIR WHAT KIND OF ONIONS DO YOU HAVE AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THEM????? THEY ARE AN AROMATIC!!!!!

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Never trust a freak who kills for sport.

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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.

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Cleo's assessment of them all being competent individually but incompetent when they're together is both hilarious and true

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Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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Just looked up poliotics. ... HUGE mistake . who did all that?

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the question is less “can that dragon consent” and more “will that dragon let you say no”

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I'm teaching Belphie how to flush the toilet. I don't know why. right now he understand that he needs to push the lever, but he's not exerting enough strength. not sure how we can take this to the next step...... he might just be too small and weak.