nd-frogoblin

[nd-frogoblin]

you know after watching kpop demon hunters i was like ok cool, they are all gay and in a polycule and the saja boys are annoying and we are glad they're gone...

AND THEN I TURN AROUND

and see like most of you shipping the straight couples???

what happened guys? why are we not taking the close queer-coded relationship in the queer allegory movie

How hath thou betrayeth me trust in the general public :(

[nd-frogoblin]

rephrasing a sentence to avoid having the same word twice in a row literally feels like adjusting yr stride so you step on the pavement cracks the right way

[nd-frogoblin]

Huntrix + Forward Guard

[nd-frogoblin]

you can talk with your FRIENDS to feel NORMAL again

[nd-frogoblin]

life is good

[nd-frogoblin]

having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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they love derpy :3

[nd-frogoblin]

imagining Zoey trying to explain American English internet slang and it just doesn't have a one-to-one translation into Korean so she just sounds DERANGED trying to tell Rumi and Mira what the fuck "quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag buss down sexual style" means

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thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

[nd-frogoblin]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

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VOLUNTARY SACRIFICES DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE???

GRIAN YOU EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL MAN

[nd-frogoblin]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff

ciro: cool let me try

[nd-frogoblin]

biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!