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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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“Will you be my girl?”

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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occasional posts from users

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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so i completely forgot to post updates to my fic LMAO but chapter 7 is up and i drew a lil scene ;') we r almost at the end

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Mission : infiltration ❗️

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Look SO many things are better as an adult, but I do so very genuinely truly miss the childhood experience of going completely insane over something at the drop of a hat. As an adult you need the right cocktail of drugs weather humidity feng-shui and job prospects to feel like a piece of media can rip you into orbit. As a 14-year-old all it took was the worst Naruto reruns in the world playing at 10pm in your childhood basement. Unmatched experience. Irreplicable. Truly a once in a lifetime gift as an apology for the experience of being 14.

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