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genuinely losing my mind rn
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do
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every time you call a ska song "pop punk" god births another conservative baby as punishment
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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
#i endeavour to always tell the truth and explain things to my 11 year old sister as best i can#unfortunately that sometimes means saying “if i tell you that then our parents will get mad at me”#i try not to use the annoying cliches because they probably will understand now#and even if they dont they'll appreciate you giving them the chance
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart
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