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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

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hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out tomorrow, here’s a link: https://youtu.be/Iexc86cEnuc?si=GSxdgJWQ307HycVa

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he's like a patron saint to me

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click on the alt text. theres something important i have to tell you

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

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You cant even keep a straight face anymore. Because of joke.

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this is still one of the funniest pieces of official art ever made

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hi trans people in my phone. The life expectancy of trans people is not 35. That is the average age of Brazilian transmisogyny affected murder victims, taken from crime data from the early 2010s. Brazilian trans women also usually live longer than 35 years; this data comes solely from the subset of trans women who are murdered, and does not account for the majority of Brazilian trans women. Murder victim age averages are not a good proxy for overall life expectancy even of the same demographic group. Take a deep breath. You have a future. Start planning for it.

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Josh Johnson's delivery is so funny 😭

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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

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Its so well made its perfect

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself