Just a person whose way to obsessed with Greek Mythology and Video Games. 17 Y/O Hellenic Pagan
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WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.
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Helen: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here? Menelaus: Several traffic violations Agamemnon: Three counts of resisting arrest Diomedes: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks Odysseus: Also, that’s not our car
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Thetis: Look, I don't want Achilles to die. You don't want Achilles to die. Let's work together to make sure Achilles doesn't die. Patroclus: Fantastic plan, my queen, but have you ever fucking met Achilles?
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Polites, phone calling Odysseus: Where are you? Odysseus: I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently he was waving to the guy behind me so to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and took me to the port. I am now in Tauris, I should be back by Thursday. Polites: Wha- Eurylochus: Understandable. Have a nice day
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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Diomedes, back turned: I've been expecting you, Odysseus. Odysseus: How do you do that without turning around? Diomedes: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.
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I still find it so funny that in Warrior the of Mind, Athena was probably looking to find an adult smart/wise person (tm) to claim, and to bring respect to wisdom with, and instead she got tiny enthusiast Odysseus, who instead tries to trick her right off the bat, and who I’m convinced has tried to prank her on more than one occasion-
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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
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And its justified! They lived in his palace and off his food and riches, he can't kill Poseidon so this was the next best option, they threatened (and hurt?) his wife and son,

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Achilles: *Opens the door and holds it open* After you, sir. Agamemnon: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks come from behind. Achilles: Well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front... Agamemnon: Yes, but it will be easier to stop. I can obviously always block the blow. I would countert it. Not that you would ever have the guts to- Achilles: *Slaps Ag* *Walks inside* Agamemnon:
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How can I greet the world with open arms in these conditions
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Can we talk about how beautiful 'no longer you' is? Goddamn if I'm not gonna play this song on repeat now
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"why's it always a sex thing?"
Striker 🤝 Asexuals
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When you can just kill normally because everyone you attack becomes horny:

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