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POPPLIO IS NOT A SEAL, IT IS A SEA LION

SEALS ARE FAT EARLESS ADORABLE LOVE BULLETS

SEA LIONS ARE FAT, LONG, AND GRACEFUL, WITH EARS AND ARTICULATED FRONT FINS

this is a pokemon seal

this is a pokemon sea lion

this is neither a seal nor a sea lion, but a manatee, and it is cute as hell

this has been a lesson on pinnipeds.

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PREACH

Woke up this morning to my first hate mail

After being called a cis skinny white girl and being yelled at in all caps “fuck you” multiple times, this was my response

“I looked at your blog, you’re most likely a bot considering you only follow staff. You’ve only had three posts, all rebloging Nazi propaganda. But I’ll respond to this anyway. You see this is why I don’t agree with your third wave feminism. You say you’re for equality when you call yourself a feminist but do nothing to achieve it. You complain about “manspreading” and “manspaining” when really it’s nothing to complain about. Men have balls, which are very sensitive and need to be adjusted a lot. This is not men showing their “dominance” towards you, this is men trying to be comfortable as possible when their reproductive organs are being smushed up against their own leg. You call yourself a feminist but you do nothing about the child pornographers and the prostitution of children, you do not fight the oppression of woman in the Middle East, you say nothing about abolishing female circumcision in the Third World, and you do not remove the Misandrists (like yourself) who give your movement a bad name. Instead you complain about men.“

Also if I may, what is so bad about being cis? I don’t have a disease confusing myself with another gender, most of which don’t even exist (there’s only two). And as far as be being “skinny”? I’m underweight and it’s been a struggle my whole life to gain weight. I weigh 100lbs, for my age and height of I should be 115lbs. It took me years to get to 90 lbs as an early teen. And me being white? How is that an insult? Race shouldn’t been an issue, you shouldn’t judge people based on the color of their skin, only on their character and their actions. Don’t even get me started on the lies that is black lives matter.

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how can you NOT love lance? he’s so kind, and thoughtful, he cares so much about so many things and people and he’s so gentle and good, he lightens the mood when the mood needs to be lightened, he’s smart, charming, and he puts others before himself to the point his selflessness becomes a self-destructive trait. like how can you not love that… how can you not want to shower him in all the support and validation he needs….. i love lance a lot

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This is too true

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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Da fudge...Why are they only serving black peeps?

neither do I

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At magic tournament at midnight slowly dying

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Ya sure

Always watermark!

No matter if it’s your fan art, gif, or a video. Always watermark them!  

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U sure?

Always watermark!

No matter if it’s your fan art, gif, or a video. Always watermark them!  

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REBLOG

Important

There’s a YouTube channel titled Daddy0Five. Him and his wife emotionally ( sometimes physically ) abuse their children for money and views and claim that they’re “just pranks”. The particular child they seem to target is Cody who I believe is the youngest. There’s a video (probably deleted) where the main man pushes Cody into a bookshelf and his nose begins to bleed. He also eggs his other sons on when they beat on Cody and make fun of him. Another targeted child is their girl, who I don’t remember the name of, and another son who I can’t remember either.

They scream and swear at their children, and laugh when their children begin to scream and cry out of fear. They verbally abuse them for fun.

They claim everything is fake and the children are happy, but don’t fall for it, they’re up to something.

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@colinfox921

Police chief Jerry Dyer said the suspect, Kori Ali Muhammad, 39, was arrested shortly after the shooting and had told police he hated white people and shouted “God is great” in Arabic before the killings.

Religion of peace strikes commiefornia.

Killed three white people outside a church charity. But I bet it won’t  be racism and it won’t have anything to do with religion.

He also killed a fourth guy a week ago.

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NEW EXCLUSIVE PICS FROM THE UNITED AIRLINES INCIDENT

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Yes teacher yes

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OMG XD

do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

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Omg what happened?

Always watermark!

No matter if it’s your fan art, gif, or a video. Always watermark them!  

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Umm why are you yelling at me?

WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE GOTTA BOIL EVERYTHING?????

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I dont mean to be //that guy// but tweek definitely has anime hair