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Two stunning winners ✨️

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I find you quite funny and endearing. Here's a van full of potatos, left unguarded. And here's a smooch on the little Tucker's head. May he say "mrrpp?" in response

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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been

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Any tips on sleeping alone? I've been getting less than 6 hrs nearly every night and it has been. Not Good, ill be real

When I was a kid I’d steal my bio dad’s jacket and wear it to bed. It smelled like his house (cigarettes) and helped me fall asleep. Maybe find a good smell with a positive association that works for you?

A hot shower or bath before bed can work wonders, especially in hot or cold weather.

Wash all your sheets and blankets, then make your bed with the proper sheet tucks and everything. Feels like staying at a fancy hotel for the night.

Make a playlist of your most relaxing music and play it so quiet you can barely hear it.

Find a podcast to listen to, or an old radio play. (I listen to MBMBAM because if I listen to a book or a mystery I get too invested in the plot lol)

Find a set of comfy pyjamas and ONLY wear them at bedtime. This one sounds weird but I find it helps me shift gears into rest mode.

Weighted blanket

Gentle fan

White noise

Orgasm

Meditation

Melatonin

180° horizontal rotation

Change locations and sleep in another room

Move the furniture in your bedroom

Open a window

Talk to your doctor. I personally am on a prescription now because I was always TIRED but never sleepy and needed something to knock me out.

Surround yourself with pillows or rolled-up blankets and towels so you have a bit of side pressure when you lay down.

Wear a heavy work jacket to bed

Change your diet and see if that helps (sugar used to put me out flat)

Let yourself be bored

Wear an eye mask

Plug in a night light

Turn off overhead lights and switch to lamps 1-3 hours before bed

Check out the thrift store for some blackout curtains

Good luck!

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Two Soldiers by John Singer Sargent (1918)

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I am genuinely very curious about how it feels to have coined the “spiders georg” adage. It’s genuinely become a common household phrase for me and many people I know in real life

i am so sorry to everybody who has ever had to read it against their will or had it referenced in their life or talked about it or had it be in an exam. i wish i'd spelled it properly. thank you for asking

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If you are having a bad day, here's a triangle with all 90 degree angles to help distract you

We love the 270° triangle. So perfect, so even. The right equilateral triangle.

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“It doesn’t matter if your skin is brown. It doesn’t matter if you’re white. It doesn’t matter if you’re a veteran or you serve this country. They don’t care. They’re just there to fill a quota.” Those are the words of George Retes, a veteran and U.S. citizen who was detained by federal agents during an ICE raid at a Southern California farm. Despite identifying himself as a citizen multiple times, federal agents pepper sprayed him and dragged him from his vehicle. He was thrown in a cell for three days, where he was not allowed to contact his family or a lawyer. He was forced to remain covered in tear gas and pepper spray, as he was not allowed to shower or change clothes. When he was finally released, agents gave him *no explanation* for why he was arrested and detained. When immigrants don’t receive due process as required by the Constitution, no one does. We are no longer on the path to fascism. Fascism is here. Now more than ever, we must protect each other – especially the most vulnerable among us. Keep speaking out. Keep standing up. Tyranny only wins if we submit to it.

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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Eight huge buff dudes who just pick one specific pub to be their regular and go there every friday, beating their fists against the table for rhythm while loudly singing sea shanties, drowning out whatever the bar was playing as background music before. Eventually the bartenders just learn to turn off the music when they show up, it's shanty time whether anyone else wants it or not. You can't throw them all out because there's fucking eight of them and no place is willing to hire 16 bouncers just to make it stop. Eventually people just accept that this is the shanty bar. The other patrons are free to request their own favourites in exchange for a beer. Not a round for all of them, just one beer with eight straws that they all drink from. Having swiftly inhaled the one single beer, they pick up the song.

Anybody can sing along if they please, but nobody can make them stop.

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change does not come from a place of comfort

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On A Bus is comedy GOLD. Katie has NO EXPERIENCE and she chose a table full of PROFESSIONAL DMS. They got MATT MERCER only for Katie to call him her FAVORITE in the same sentence as calling him MARK. There is NO STRUCTURE to the campaign. The entire point was to BREAK BRENNAN. It WORKED. Even AABRIA got flabbergasted, appalled; we heard Brennan let out the same “no” he did when BRITISH KRISTEN said blimey and cast a successful divine intervention, which made Brennan threaten to QUIT. Matt, king, desperately tried to HELP Katie’s world make sense when her entire goal was CHAOS. Katie introduces herself as the DRAGON MASTER. IN A ROOM FULL OF DUNGEON MASTERS. MY PEOPLE. THEIR FACES. Four DMs came to a dnd table without dice, meaning Katie must have told them to bring NOTHING. The only dice on the table were d6s on an episode of dimension TWENTY. Rick Perry had Absolutely no say in the set. The setting was destroyed within the first ten minutes. Katie gives LENT and a SINGULAR M&M as minis. Aabria EATS the m&m within thirty seconds. They battle NOTHING. Katie knows enough to say AIR to BRENNAN, MATT, AND AABRIA, to which Brennan Freaks. Katie successfully breaks three out of the four people at the table. The AC of the bus is 6 on a d6. The players DO NOT know who they are. A piece of lent destroys the bus in one hit. There is maybe(????) an episode two. Pure fucking gold. AGAIN THEY GOT MATT MERCER ON D20 FOR TEN MINUTES.

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when you press the button the world gets 1% funnier every time

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Instant classic