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egg prime directive is stupid, we need focus on the real issues: i was on here in 2016 watching you all share the blandest netflix slop and call it Powerful Queer Media and i was like damn i must be straight as hell because this shit sucks
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i think "oppression olympics" is a buzzphrase that makes me immediately stop listening to someone.
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Unfortunately 40 days of not scrolling did not fix me in any way that matters
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saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful
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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"
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crazy how the united states is collapsing inward on itself and republicans are just like "this sure is happening" and dems are like "wow that guy is bad". like. okay.
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I trolled a noob in reno just to watch him fail
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Great and now there's this. Theres truly no room for an ounce of complacency this is a direct attack on queer creatives.

Here's a link to the whole thread for more context
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gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate
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pipeline punch monster
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