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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing

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snesbian (snail lesbian) compilation in these trying times 🐌🐌

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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jaceverse gotham city sirens ♦️🌿🐈‍⬛

- harley design is from this tweet

- poison ivy is just stjepan sejic’s ivy but w modifications (I LIKE IT)

- catwoman design is a mix of her usual comic out + zoe kravitz + michelle pfeiffer catwoman

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you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

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when u rompin around with ya pot

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every piece of gavis bettel art I've drawn 💜✨

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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> be mappa

> creates the single most popular original anime ip of the decade which launches your studio into the stratosphere

> announces a movie after the first season takes the world by storm

> puts it in development hell while you make 4000 other shows

> refuses to do anything with the ip but also refuses to sell it so somebody else can do something with it

> cans the movie

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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ophelia..

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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