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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

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Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

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This is relevant now

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at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

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Happy 24-6-01!

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Explorers:"the labyrinth of Yggdrasil is incredible i can't wait to go on an etrian odyssey" the dreadful FOE:

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Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

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(waving my hand dismissively at someone trying to show me a meme on their phone) no, no ive seen this trick before, you trapped the soul of a funny animal inside of a polished rectangle, i don't need to see it anymore

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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imagine a goat with a hat

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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat