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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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Have you played EUREKA : Investigative Urban Fantasy ?

By A.N.I.M @anim-ttrpgs

Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy is a neo-noir investigation-focused RPG with (as you can probably guess from the title) a paranormal twist. Eureka fills several voids we have noticed in the TTRPG space. Leave behind the days of "We walk into the room and roll Investigate." Eureka supports investigation to a degree we haven’t seen before, ensuring that searching for clues is a granular and player-driven process, but also ensuring that the whole story doesn’t grind to a halt after one single failed investigation check, without the GM having to drop any extra hints.

Though most PCs will be mundane humans—or perhaps because most PCs will be mundane humans—Eureka also supports playing monstrous PCs, such as a vampire, in a way we have never seen before. This isn’t just a watered-down stat bonus, it’s like playing an almost entirely different game, with all the monster’s strengths and weaknesses to account for while solving the mystery, plus the added incentive to keep it a secret from the other PCs as well as their players.

If you like or are interested in Call of Cthulhu, Monster of the Week, Dresden Files, Delta Green, X-Files, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Apocalypse Keys, or Gumshoe, you’ll probably find something in Eureka to really enjoy.

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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Never assume I know anything

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

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average session of @anim-ttrpgs' Eureka

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communists really need to work on modernizing their language because talking about "proletarians" and shit in 2025 just makes you sound weird.

also nobody knows how to spell "bourgeoisie"

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I abandoned here my flesh, my heart, my love, my doubt and vacillation

My everything.

Art print link:

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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Dogs are a weapon invented by cave males. They contain teeth, urine, and other. Dogs have been observed with many abilities. Some can climb, weep, or even create lesser forms of music. A group of dogs is known as a cinch, and a medium group of dogs is known as a special. Only one type of dog exists.Their wealth is considered unremarkable.

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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

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where is the rat? bring him to me. 

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In Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy, the individual you see when looking in the direction of a vampire is an optical illusion born of your mind trying to comprehend something completely beyond comprehension and beyond modern science’s ability to measure and record. To draw solid conclusions about the truth behind the projection from the projection is a fool’s errand.

And, importantly, both are the real individual, and that image is their own as well.

(art by team artist @chaospyromancy)

The individual is the individual and is a person who outwardly appears exhibit traits and behaviors consistent with "vampirism," but which of those behaviors and traits are the individual and which are the "vampirism" is a question that has no clean answer, if any at all.

One of my favorite instances of this from the text is that being unable to enter a church or a residence they aren't invited to is considered a trait synonymous with being a vampire, but the way the mechanics work out and the text is written,

it can be argued that a vampire’s intense feeling of guilt and tendency to freeze before intruding on places they aren't explicitly told they can be is a learned behavior which is not actually implicit to being a vampire but rather is a result of both the things that vampires do and the cultural stigma surrounding the concept leading to each and every vampire having a long personal history of being outcast and scorned by the people supposed to be most welcoming to them.

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Need an opposite to "don't yuck people's yum" (which is the bane of my existence btw)

"I'm being a hater, leave me be."

Like I'm sorry you're mad but this isn't about you.