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Your kids need independence.

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Why is this YouTube preview so homoerotic

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one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

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Smiles at you grinfully and pulls the lever that does something pleasant >:)

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Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

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><(((°> <- fishy

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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤