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everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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🚨 Out of Food! Need 93 dollars for groceries!

Any help is appreciated

paypal

cashapp $amethystpisces

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Today's Seal Is: He Loves Hose More Than God

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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

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Don’t buy other stuff

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im so tired…………

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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

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“...eat my paycheck to paycheck ass, ‘the economy’...”

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careful traveller, these french shortstacks will tear your bonaparte

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Trambolin

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still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

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give me the ball papa

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crochet aquarium