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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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me contemplating the human condition

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Christofascism is given media double standard.

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The Duel and The Reconciliation, 1884 by Émile-Antoine Bayard (French, 1837–1891) 

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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Me: I’m going to start only eating when I’m hungry. That way I won’t snack all day long and I can enjoy proper meals when I actually need them instead :)

Me 22hrs after my last solid food: wait fuck I forgot about the ADHD

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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free use kink is gonna cost a dollar soon