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This is something I posted on another social media site that Stargate fans seem to enjoy. During my last few bingewatches of SG1, I started keeping stats of various things relating to my favorite character, Jack O'Neill. It may be interesting to see how this goes over here on Tumblr. Enjoy! JACK O’NEILL STATISTICS GRAND TOTALS

Remember, these pertain only to Jack. He has to say it or do it. These stats cover Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1 through 10 plus Stargate Continuum. Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe are not included.

Stats collected by Janice Willcocks

Captured/Arrested/Abducted/Surrender: 55

Injured/Sick/Shot/Zat: 68

Kissed: 18

Passed out: 58

For crying out loud!: 29

Of course you did (or variations): 15

Easy big fella (or variations): 12

You’re telling me this now?: 3

Bonds with kids/young adult: 21

Possessed/Duplicated: 12

Wizard of Oz reference: 14

The Simpsons reference: 8

Dies: 12

Grammar correct: 3

Headache: 20

Hug: 34

Nice!: 16

I don’t think so: 16

Big Honkin’: 6

Snakey butts: 3

Grey butts: 2

Got nothing: 7

Cliché: 10

Dials the Gate: 6

Oh yeah!: 7

No one left behind: 7

2 Ls: 3

Hand Signals: 26

Cake: 9

Magnets: 7

Fishing: 15

Sets/Orders Self Destruct: 7

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I just wrote a fic on AO3. Fifth Race Legacy. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Enjoy.