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hey honey, that was a great JOI call we had last night, very sexy, but the next time i send an image of Brazilian Miku can you please not try and do the accent

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when the character is in a terrible place mentally or has some kind of personality flaw they need to overcome that just so happens to line up with your fetish so when they get better you have to just go "mmm yep thats the best for them. thats good. good for you. yeah"

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one of the coolest villain designs ive seen is from fucking minoriteam and idk how to feel about that

he deserves better

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idk how to cope with the fact that not finding marge simpson sexy at all makes ME the weird outlier

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new social experiment: film porn videos on the icarly set

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smash bros announcer voice: PANGUR! GRIM! BELPHEGOR...

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in 50 years kids will be playing wii u games with crt filters

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tumblr if it was invented pre-first wave feminism

poster 1: "just a reminder to stop staring at women's boobs while talking to them. seriously. look at me in the eyes."

poster 2 in hashtags: #i literally have visual processing disorders #that make it so i cant look at people in the eyes #and also im autistic and boobs are my special interest #so youre actually ableist for wanting me to not look at them

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i doubt we'll ever get another onceler in our lifetimes but i think a good modern example that carried on the spirit is benrey from hlvrai. he did not reach the peak of onceler in popularity or madness but no other character has given me a similar feeling of "you can only think this is hot via mass hysteria"

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im well aware the original comic was pretty violent but im sorry, if you cant handle sonic or pokemon or whatever wanted to do something more serious. and then take four anthro turtles with ninja weapons named after renaissance painters fighting an evil ninja clan that is sometimes robots called the foot completely seriously. thats the nostalgia talking sweetie

might be a little goomba's dilemma but i find it so hilarious the type of guy to scoff at like sonic the hedgehog or some other toony E for everyone franchise for incorporating more serious stories because "aughh its a game series about a blue hedgehog fighting a guy callde dr. eggman" and then they talk about how cool the teenage mutant ninja turtles are

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might be a little goomba's dilemma but i find it so hilarious the type of guy to scoff at like sonic the hedgehog or some other toony E for everyone franchise for incorporating more serious stories because "aughh its a game series about a blue hedgehog fighting a guy callde dr. eggman" and then they talk about how cool the teenage mutant ninja turtles are

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mommy this roleplay is great but i dont like how you enforce the hetero-normative nuclear family idea of needing to have "the man of the house"

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do not reply to my ass pic with "Dear God..." that's some pod people behavior

people who type properly with full capitalization and punctuation arent allowed to hornypost

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people who type properly with full capitalization and punctuation arent allowed to hornypost

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hot swapping between "why am i the only normal person on the planet" and "why cant i just be normal" depending on my second by second mood

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problem with this plan: im too good of a writer to make anything this type of person would willingly consume

just as an experiment im gonna make a piece of media with the most archaic stupid sorting system possible for characters that means nothing and see if the kind of astrology girl that thinks she has to bleach her vagina is gonna latch onto it going "omg im like SUCH a Gooby. girl you are SUCH a Beeno"

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just as an experiment im gonna make a piece of media with the most archaic stupid sorting system possible for characters that means nothing and see if the kind of astrology girl that thinks she has to bleach her vagina is gonna latch onto it going "omg im like SUCH a Gooby. girl you are SUCH a Beeno"