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google know’s it’s stuff,
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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so i saw this tweet earlier
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you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
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21 April 2024
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your blog looks gay /handjob
well. that is because it i- OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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