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we listened for a voice crying in the wilderness. and we heard the jubilation of wolves.
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To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.
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is it bad to borrow your sister's bag and then temporarily store your strap on in it but then have her find the bag and open it and find the strap on
#next to the lube#oh well#what can you do#besides not store sex toys in your sibling's possessions lol#i laughed so hard when I realized#and imagined her reaction
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yo but mermaid monster hybrids though
vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six...
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if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly
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Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖
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Gf: of course I can spell flavorful!!!!
Me: okay go ahead
Gf: F L A V O R-
Me: yes good
Gf: -A V E L
Me: .....
Gf: .........
Me: ........
Gf: I spelled it wrong didn't I
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Two baby Elephants at an Elephant Orphanage, Nairobi (by PeteCrompton)
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me: *goes outside* me: *sees a frog* me: Nice frog
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