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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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Mike Wheeler donates $3.50 to the LGBTQIA+ community.

"This is all I have, but please let me in," he pleads.

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Ppl who think Will is going to confess first are INSANE we ALL saw the van scene that boy is not going to tell Mike anything else, a byler confession is gonna fall on Mike.

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The fact that people in the Hannibal universe are always saying that he is the monster of all monsters, and there is no name to describe the kind of evil he is and that he "defies categorization" is funny to me because Hannibal has never once raped a woman and to me that already makes him a very okay criminal lol like he's not that bad in my eyes, my man was just eating some rudes pls 😔✊🏼

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AU where Hannibal runs a cooking blog and instead of eating the rude he eats those who complain and leave bad reviews after not following the recipe

Btw those are real reviews, I just edited the names & replies🌝

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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Dps boys as twitter/tumblr posts (Iykyk why meek's makes sense :'<)

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Did you guys know Peter Weir actually invented dabbing?

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Illustrations/Collages by Eric Carle

Children’s Literature

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i meant to make this a while ago but i finally did

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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he’s never been outside before

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We don't talk enough about the gaze

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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these are KILLING me