neilarmstrongssmile
neilarmstrongssmile
young, fabulous and broke
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the adventures i enjoy are usually of the literary nature 😓 performer extraordinaire āœØšŸ’œ i will steal your heart
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 7 hours ago
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fuck terry pulling no punches in this one
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 7 hours ago
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when e.e. cummings said ā€œi’ll live my life if it kills meā€
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ā˜ could make use of this... but i shan't šŸ‘“
you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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Moomin Sweater Knitting Pattern by amarinalevin
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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Kyle Scheurmann - Rainbow Trout, 2025 - Oil and cedar ashes on linen
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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tumblr is so weird because like it FEELS small but then your favorite character loses a fandom poll bracket to a character you’ve never heard of in ur life and suddenly it’s like oh this hellsite is CROWDED crowded
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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Square Bloom
quilt by Jo Wollschlaeger
2nd place in American Patchwork & Quilting Transparency Quilting Challenge, QuiltCon 2025
this challenge focused on the illusion of transparency in quilting.
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.
According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.
The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik
(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.
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Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 11 hours ago
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 12 hours ago
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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 12 hours ago
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a duty of an honest eastern european is to expose and condemn anti-romani racism at every opportunity
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 12 hours ago
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 12 hours ago
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 12 hours ago
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neilarmstrongssmile Ā· 12 hours ago
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Reading the new checks that might come in due to the Online Safety Act in the UK and this is actually bullshit
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[Image Transcript:
And how will I prove my age?
There’s a number of methods a site or app might use to ask you to confirm your age. They might do this check themselves or use another company to do the check. These methods include:
Facial age estimation – you show your face via photo or video, and technology analyses it to estimate your age.Ā 
Open banking – you give permission for the age-check service to securely access information from your bank about whether you are over 18. The age-check service then confirms this with the site or app.
Digital identity services – these include digital identity wallets, which can securely store and share information which proves your age in a digital format.
Credit card age checks – you provide your credit card details and a payment processor checks if the card is valid.Ā As you must be over 18 to obtain a credit card this shows you are over 18.
Email-based age estimation – you provide your email address, and technology analyses other online services where it has been used – such as banking or utility providers - to estimate your age.Ā Ā 
Mobile network operator age checks – you give your permission for an age-check service to confirm whether or not your mobile phone number has age filters applied to it. If there are no restrictions, this confirms you are over 18.Ā 
Photo-ID matching – this is similar to a check when you show a document. For example, you upload an image of a document that shows your face and age, and an image of yourself at the same time – these are compared to confirm if the document is yours.
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Not only is this such a fucking breach of privacy, but this is going to hurt adults in vulnerable and abusive situations. Some adults don’t have bank accounts or credit cards or even a fucking phone. I’m one of them. I could not give half of this information even if I wanted to. What the fuck is this. Fuck the UK government. This isn’t going to protect kids, this is just going to hurt adults, and I know full well when they say ā€œsites that allow pornographyā€ they’re going to be going after sites that have huge amounts of queer content, like tumblr and Ao3. Queer kids are gonna lose their fucking communities because of this shit. Abuse victims are going to lose online support systems because of this.
I’m genuinely fucked off about this, and worried about whether I’m going to lose every single one of my online friends. Anyone in the UK, please email your MP and sign this petition. It needs to reach 100k signatures to pass through Parliament.
I’m only hoping the backlash will be big enough for them to stop implementing these measures.
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