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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

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wilson, honey, of course you think this is an interesting question. you want to fuck marry this man so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc

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RIP James Wilson you would’ve loved gay marriage

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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Hannibal: how would you kill me?

Will: with my hands. ✋😡🤚

Hannibal:

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They’re on the run :]

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i love hannigram because while exuding the horniest, we-fuck-daily vibes, they don't give off the Actually Fucking vibes. i don't mean this in an asexual way, i mean that whatever they have going on may not be sex but it is twice as erotic (and probably thrice as deadly)

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls

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I hate hate hate a plus size or curvy reader fic that focuses on "inner beauty"

FUCK THAT

she's beautiful because of her full hips and the soft inner part of her thighs and the plush of her belly and the deep crease where her thigh meets her lower tummy?!? she can be physically sexy?? her body can be physically desirable and distracting, jeans can also hug her body in a way that makes the other character/s mind go fuzzy. she can wear tiny, tight clothes and it's just as sexy for her body to be spilling out of a tiny bikini.

it's seriously so frustrating like fat women fuck y'all...

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

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Today I was waiting at pt to go back and this old man sits next to me and immediately kind of aggressively says "why do you have your face covered?" (face mask for covid). I try to be polite because I know it'll only be a minute and I don't feel like fighting. So I explain it's not to get sick since my partner is severely immunocompromised. This dude then asks all these invasive questions about my health, if I'm vaxxed, if the Vax made me sick, why I'm there at pt, what I do for a living. When I stated I was a genocide historian he goes "have you gone to any of those Hamas riots?".... And I just.. What!?

Weirdest interaction I've had in a while. Boomers are wild man.