neilmobile
neilmobile
my long journey to the middle
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neilmobile · 7 days ago
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— Ursula K. Le Guin, from “A Rant About ‘Technology’”
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neilmobile · 3 months ago
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why do cooking channel dudes on youtube all radiate intense divorce-guy energy
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neilmobile · 4 months ago
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I racconti di Canterbury (1972) // dir. Pier Paolo Pasolini
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neilmobile · 4 months ago
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THE TRAITORS 3x07 'Til Death Do Us Part
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neilmobile · 4 months ago
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I have prepared for the upcoming wrestlemania by watching 27 consecutive wrestlemanias past, with little to no prior knowledge of the WWE roster. Here are my impressions:
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The Runk: Leaves and comes back a lot, complains, has subsequently lost his hair and sense of fun.
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A wrestler inexplicably named Seth: like most dudes named Seth, this one is pretty boring.
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Rody Rays: Not sure what his deal is other than he always wears cargo pants in the ring and asks people to acknowledge him, but not in a fun way.
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Wrestling Ken: hair is immovable, does have a neck tattoo though, not sure if its a deal breaker.
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Johnothon: always wears jorts, but not cut-offs.
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Stang: it's wild that this guy is 2 years younger than my dad. (I am almost 40)
Happy Wrestlemania!
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neilmobile · 4 months ago
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people who have a "work from home setup" that includes a table/desk that you can't put your knees under are LYING TO US. Nobody is getting any work done with their knees pressed up against the furniture. As immanuel kant once said, "you are lying if you say you are working at a desk your legs can't go under".
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neilmobile · 4 months ago
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I think a real power move when you're having a conversation with someone is to take a single saltine out of your pocket and to eat it slowly, maintaining eye contact. But only one saltine. And you can only do this once in a blue moon. And never discuss it or answer questions about it.
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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am I "crashing out" or do I just need to go to bed
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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brown socks? get real, the gap. Who are these for. Who wants these.
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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So glad I still have this blog rn
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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If I am wearing socks that don't have stripes or a pattern what is even the point
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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I am convinced birds are getting louder
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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unparalleled image
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neilmobile · 5 months ago
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neilmobile · 6 months ago
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Conan's musical guest choices were impeccable.
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neilmobile · 6 months ago
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this has lived rent-free in my mind for 20 years
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neilmobile · 6 months ago
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I wish I still had my black american apparel hoodie from 2007.
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