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— Ursula K. Le Guin, from “A Rant About ‘Technology’”

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why do cooking channel dudes on youtube all radiate intense divorce-guy energy

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I racconti di Canterbury (1972) // dir. Pier Paolo Pasolini

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THE TRAITORS 3x07 'Til Death Do Us Part

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I have prepared for the upcoming wrestlemania by watching 27 consecutive wrestlemanias past, with little to no prior knowledge of the WWE roster. Here are my impressions:

The Runk: Leaves and comes back a lot, complains, has subsequently lost his hair and sense of fun.

A wrestler inexplicably named Seth: like most dudes named Seth, this one is pretty boring.

Rody Rays: Not sure what his deal is other than he always wears cargo pants in the ring and asks people to acknowledge him, but not in a fun way.

Wrestling Ken: hair is immovable, does have a neck tattoo though, not sure if its a deal breaker.

Johnothon: always wears jorts, but not cut-offs.

Stang: it's wild that this guy is 2 years younger than my dad. (I am almost 40)

Happy Wrestlemania!

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people who have a "work from home setup" that includes a table/desk that you can't put your knees under are LYING TO US. Nobody is getting any work done with their knees pressed up against the furniture. As immanuel kant once said, "you are lying if you say you are working at a desk your legs can't go under".

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I think a real power move when you're having a conversation with someone is to take a single saltine out of your pocket and to eat it slowly, maintaining eye contact. But only one saltine. And you can only do this once in a blue moon. And never discuss it or answer questions about it.

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am I "crashing out" or do I just need to go to bed

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brown socks? get real, the gap. Who are these for. Who wants these.

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So glad I still have this blog rn

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If I am wearing socks that don't have stripes or a pattern what is even the point

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I am convinced birds are getting louder

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unparalleled image

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Conan's musical guest choices were impeccable.

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this has lived rent-free in my mind for 20 years

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I wish I still had my black american apparel hoodie from 2007.