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and let’s not forget that he had the opportunity to travel back in time and literally un-start a war which killed thousands of people and actively chose NOT to do that because, again, his ass was happy with where he ended up. either appreciate him for the bonafide little bitch he is or get off of my internet.

essek’s arc is often misunderstood as a redemption which is crazy because his ass was NOT redeemed no matter what matt mercer says to me. that freak wasn’t redeemed he was rudimentarily domesticated and he stopped biting the nein specifically but i truly believe he would do all that shit again if it got him to where he ended up in canon and that’s the INTERESTING part. over the years i have slowly come to terms with the fact that many of you don’t like stories or things happening in them. can anyone hear me.

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essek’s arc is often misunderstood as a redemption which is crazy because his ass was NOT redeemed no matter what matt mercer says to me. that freak wasn’t redeemed he was rudimentarily domesticated and he stopped biting the nein specifically but i truly believe he would do all that shit again if it got him to where he ended up in canon and that’s the INTERESTING part. over the years i have slowly come to terms with the fact that many of you don’t like stories or things happening in them. can anyone hear me.

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ok sorry hi i’m here again just thinking about how essek was an incredibly high-ranking government official and like member of the rosohnan cabinet or whatever dog come onnnnnn this man has the nuclear launch codes but leylas is just letting him frolic freely and knit sweaters or WHATEVER while he is known to have stolen the most important objects in the entire country once before and he wasn’t even a free agent then. she should’ve locked him in a dark cell for five hundred years he probably has a fucking skeleton key to every room in the lucid bastion are you KIDDING ME this country is run like a fucking mcdonald’s. pretty sure that historically monarchies haven’t given much of a shit about the redeeming power of love which essek didn’t even fuck with either so really.

matt saying that capturing essek is not a priority for the bright queen actually pisses me off beyond words. what the fuck do you meannnn his crime is literally equivalent to a bishop stealing st. peter’s bones from the vatican and running away to live in sin with a former kgb agent how is he not a priority? leylas should be knocking on his door RIGHT NOW with a BOMB SQUAD is she stupid????

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Happy belated Father's Day, Essek made his dad so mad he died.

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tbh your essek opinions are correct. they really did cat-in-the-alps him. "man who would happily nuke a small country if one of his friends said it would be cool and is instead not nuking countries because they only like dropping nukes in the ocean and is also target of a manhunt" is a much more entertaining character than "my orange juice." also talesin IS overrated

MY ORANGE JUICE

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i know that i’m the funny widely-hated crashout disgraced critical role blog which is fine i’ve cultivated that and have accepted that i appeal to a very niche group of people and everyone else will hate me #yolo, but there is a real genuine comment to be made about the unique way that critical role fans suck real bad. actually begging people to understand that just because you think you know the people who play dungeons and dragons on your screen for a couple hours every week does not mean that you personally are responsible for their health and well-being. taliesin jaffe is not going to kill himself because i got a little bloodthirsty about his annoying character on a post that wasn’t liked by enough people to fill a schoolbus on a blog no cast member will ever know about on a shitty niche self-devouring subgroup on a website that is steadily eroding like it will be FINE. you can fucking woobify essek WHATEVER but like it’s my internet too and if you’re comfortable posting your chibi smol boi bullshit on main then i should be allowed to say i think that floating fuck should be nuked like i cannot stress to you enough that it is FINEEEE it’s FINE it’s all going to be okay they’re not real it doesn’t actually matter !

for a community seemingly comprised of people in their 20’s-30’s-ish it desperately feels like many of you have never experienced, not only life on earth as humans, but also any type of fan community. you can enforce the no-bummers rule that always kills itself in any fan space with the passion of a dying star but you can’t throw me in the gulag for treating CRITICAL ROLE like any other piece of media which it literally isssssss it’s just media guys that’s all it is. are you stupid. sorry god i said i was going to be serious anyways this is my manifesto if you don’t like it you can find and execute me nothing matters anymore go with god.

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dog i want you to really read this post again slowly

the day the last post about essek being a smol bean sweater-wearing tea-nursing housewife hotboi is posted i will float free from the tethers binding my mortal soul to this fucking rock and ascend into the outer stratosphere, knowing that my mission here on earth is complete. this will not happen so my second plan is DRONE STRIKE

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the day the last post about essek being a smol bean sweater-wearing tea-nursing housewife hotboi is posted i will float free from the tethers binding my mortal soul to this fucking rock and ascend into the outer stratosphere, knowing that my mission here on earth is complete. this will not happen so my second plan is DRONE STRIKE

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very unironically, you okay? Like the rants are funny but still genuinely concerning

yeah man i’m good i’m normal on @jeyneofpoole if you’re genuinely concerned and i used to be normal on here before The War. i’m a real person with a functional life and i’m not this angry all the time also this is the internet and everything is exaggerated to some degree. but really i’m fine.

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many of you are too precious about your favorite characters it’s no fun if nothing bad ever happens to them. i think if essek killed himself it would be fucking awesome i hope his life is terrible forever. a mark of true indifference would be me wishing him a long and healthy life and i love him too much to let that happen i’d kill him myself first to SAVE him from YOU PEOPLE!!!! is there no beauty left in this world why isn’t this the prevalent attitude. he’s not real guys it’s ok to waterboard him a LITTLE BIT he’ll be FINE. god forbid i kill him for real goddddd this is fucking orwellian why is it everyone’s first day on earth always at once forever. you maim a fictional character ONCE and you get sent to the fucking gulag the last bastion of freedom has FALLEN we must RISE

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Hey I just read your Astrid and Essek fic from the start of this year and I am in shambles.

I would love to see a scene of Astrid and Essek talking after Caleb’s death.

You are beyond talented and I don’t think I will ever recover honestly.

thank you omg it came to me in a vision or a dream

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scrolled back to 2022 on this blog just to feel something god i used to be so filled with love and light. look at what you people did to me.

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a truly great character will have haters that understand them better than their most virulent lovers and that’s why me and the essek antis are the last line of defense against the smol bean industrial complex event horizon. they all have me blocked i’m sure but i fight with them in spirit. NEVER GIVE IN!!!!!!!!

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Heya, i saw your post about the mighty nein artbook and i have to ask: is there a lot of essek art in there? he is literally the only character i still give a shit about and i'd love to know what art of him they decided to put into the book...

yeah there’s actually a respectable amount, there’s a lot of art that wasn’t on text pages of him so i didn’t post it. if there’s a high demand i can take pictures of it all and post them.

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ROUND 4, POLL 1

Propaganda

Astrid: None Provided

Marion: mom of the year

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starting point for next episode is the shadowgast house what fucking timeline did i quantum jump into

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Beauregard Lionett & Essek Thelyss, Beauregard Lionett/Yasha Nydoorin, Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast, Beauregard Lionett & Caleb Widogast Characters: Beauregard Lionett, Essek Thelyss, Caleb Widogast, Yasha Nydoorin, Dairon (Critical Role) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Cobalt Soul (Critical Role), POV Beauregard Lionett, just a terrible buddy cop comedy with a side of breaking and entering Summary:

Beau begins by sighing exasperatedly, which is typically not ideal for selling a pitch, but what the fuck, right? “I wanted to ask you,” she says, carefully now, “If you would maybe be interested in working with the Cobalt Soul. In a more, uh, official capacity. Like with a salary and everything, or whatever.”

There is a silence which is somehow worse than the silence that they were sitting in before. Essek makes a small sound that must be unconscious, sort of like a death rattle. Beau didn’t know such an undignified noise was in his repertoire.