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Tens is giving away a retro Canon AE-1 camera, and 5 pairs of @tens! Sunglasses which CNET said 'bathe the world in a Polaroid-like warmth'.

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I NEED MY MEN

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

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don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

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vmin piggybacks

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We all talk about jikook height difference but like vmin comparing handsizes?? Cutest shit ever, tae's hands are huge compared to jm's lmao.

YALL PREPARE FOR THE CUTEST SHIT YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR E N T I R E  L I F E

look at the way tae played with jimins pinky im fucking SOFTTTT

im jungkook

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL :’(((((

iMAGINE HOW MANY TIMES TAEHYUNG HAS COVERED HIS HUGE HANDS ON JIMIN’S SMALL ONES EVERYTIME HE WANTS TO COMFORT HIM :((((

hand PORN

ignore the fucking sausage and jimin’s stare and just focus on how jimin’s teeny hand disappears behind taehyung’s 

no offense but those hands look like they belong to a dad and his child

HOW IN THE MOTHER FUCK THEYRE JUST TWO MONTHS APART THE FUCK DI D KIM TAEHYUNG EAT??? JIMIN’S ASS?? HOW COME HE’D GROWN TO BE THAT BIG????

and also like, i ship jikook as much as the next guy but hoLY SHIT, vmin’s height difference is a fucking WALL

 innocent smol baby with his innocent big baby :(

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

taehyung is so W  I  D  E 

rude smol baby with his even ruder big baby boy

kid’s meal vs adult dinner

their size difference! their height difference! their MANNERISM DIFFERENCE!!

fun fact, jimin has the highest voice while taehyung’s voice is the DEEPEST, taehyung sneezes like satan giving birth to the devil while jimin sneezes like a fucking baby and yET THEYRE FUCKING BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE I LOVE VMIN SO MUCH 

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At 3 AM

Me: *sitting up with a sudden stroke of enlightenment* I JUST FOUND AN EXPLANATION FOR MY LAZINESS

Friend: What 😦

Me: I'm in reality too intelligent — too powerful. I could be dangerous.

Friend: :|

Me: My way of thinking is too advanced; I could potentially unravel every secret of the universe. I've always felt like I was above other people. More mature. That's why — that's why the powers that be are making sure that my capabilities are dormant. Distracting me with fanfiction, food, Tumblr, movies, so that my powerful brain remains in a state of slumber, never to become fully awake.

Friend:

Me: THAT'S WHY

Friend: That's the closest thing I've gotten to an explanation.

Friend: You are a cat.

Me:

Friend: We are cats.

Me: I'M TOO ABOVE HUMAN PEASANTS TO MINGLE WITH THEM AND DO MUNDANE TASKS

Friend: [nodding] We were just born in the form of humans. We were

Friend: WE WERE SENT FROM THE CAT UNIVERSE

Me: We were?

Friend: YES WE HAVE A PURPOSE

Me: OH HELL YEAH

Me: WE'RE NOT POINTLESS

Me: Now that I think about it, it all makes sense!!!!!!

Friend: I'VE KNOWN IT ALWAYS

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SENT TOO!

Me: OF COURSE I WAS WHY D'YOU THINK WE CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER SO WELL

Friend: YEEAAAAAAAAASSS

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When d'you think the mothership will come take us back

Me: I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY'RE JUST BIDING THEIR TIME

This Universe is tricky. You gotta be tricky to out-smart it. Take it from me, I've been tryin' all my life.

Friend: [nods understandingly] Cats need frequent naps. We should sleep.

Me: Ofc

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Sweety ur like that store manager from thr Amazing World of Gumball ily 😂😂

iconic min yoongi lyrics pt.2

[AGUST D version]  [pt.1]

“you could be my new thang”

“this kpop category ain’t enough size for me”

“fuck you i’m a pain in yo ass, too far from the sugar”

“my seat is business you economy always behind me kissing my ass”

“rappers so beat i always get to fat dick ‘em”

“hey ho, i don’t give a fuck when you fuck around, you simply dig a hole and bury yourself alive”

“i carve the history on this ground” 

“’cause i’m busy i’m busy 24/7 uh uh don’t need no break”

“A to the G to the U to the STD”

“i rap and y’all get turned on by my tongue technology”

“all yall fried rappers should be thankful for i am an idol” 

“jealous and childish you scream yet you don’t know shit”

“i’m sorry, watch the anger good health is all you got not mom’s gonna be upset when you lose it”

“i’m sorry, change your career the way you fuck things up, got some class there boy”

“A to the G to the U to the STD”

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Huhhuu 😭💟💓💓💟💓💟

VMIN SINGING SERENDIPITY TOGETHER 🙊 JUST LOOK AT HOW TAE IS SO INTO IT THO 💘 || © TAEBLESSED ✨

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CAN U GUYS TEL ME WHERE THESE ICONIC LINES ARE FROM I ONLY RECOGNIZE MOST OF THEEEMMM

iconic jikook/kookmin phrases

okay, so, i’ll be listing some of my favorite jk/km phrases that in >>my opinion<< are truly iconic. i won’t explain or anything, just leave it here for personal interpretations…

1. if i was a girl, i would date a guy like jimin-hyung. — jjk (only if you were a girl right? lmao okay)

2. jimin’s eyes are so pretty. — jjk

3. i can’t resist jungkook. — pjm

4. let’s go baby. — jjk (OKAY SO THIS IS A FUCKING TRULY LEGENDARY MOMENT FIGHT ME ON THIS)

5. jimin-hyung’s toes are… cute. — jjk

6. jimin-hyung is so different, so unique. — jjk

7. this feels like jungkook’s butt. — pjm

8. are you happy because of me? — pjm

9. handsome even without makeup. — jjk (i bet jimin’s heart skipped a beat tbh)

10. as expected, jimin-hyung is the best. — jjk

11. my mo… my mochi. — jjk

12. oh, what a sexy expression. oh, i want you (x283824). — jjk

13. when he smiles, his eyes are so pretty. — jjk

14. jungkook and i are in a love relationship. — pjm

15. if it’s sexy, it’s jiminie-hyung. — jjk

16. i can’t live anymore because of you. — pjm

17. jIMIN JIMIN JIMINIE. — jjk

18. why is jimin-hyung so handsome? — jjk

19. in the future, i’ll be your boyfriend. — jjk

20. the person who makes me happy is jungkook. — pjm

21. he’s the most charming guy in our team. — jjk

22. you marry me. — jjk

23. everyone, jungkookie hugs me to sleep. — pjm (OKAY I’M STILL NOT OVER IT PROBABLY NEVER GONNA BE)

24. i’m cold like that because i like hyung too much. — jjk

25. everytime i pretend to sleep i can hear jungkook saying “i love you, hyung”. — pjm

the conclusion is: jungkook is so thirsty for jimin. and they are a whole couple. bye

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JIIKKKOOOK

tbh what i love the most about jikook/kookmin is that jimin is not afraid to show his love for jungkook and that hes VERY public about giving him attention and affections.

BUT JUNGKOOK

jeon jungkook, though… when it comes to jimin, i dont know if its shyness, but he loves jimin so quietly and he does it from afar… when the guys are celebrating jimins birthday, he just stays in the background, hes quiet with smiles, he doesnt tease jimin like yoongi did or make it publicly known that he gave jimin a present like taehyung (which is NOT a bad thing), but like… then we found out that jungkook ONLY gave birthday presents to jimin and this year, even when he barely said a word in that bangtan bomb video when they brought jimin a cake or that he was the last person who wished jimin happy birthday on twitter, we later found out that jungkook took jimin on a TRIP to japan

when jimin is soooooo loud with their trip, that he posted a selca and he made cute videos oh how much fun jungkook and he had while on japan, and then jungkook… out of nowhere… soooo quietly.. posted a 3 MINUTES long video centered on JIMIN ONLY, not the view, not the scenery, not on disney, hell even japan didnt get enough screentime. the video he made is literally only about jimin with a gay love song by a gay artists the background music and he did it out of the sudden! when people thought that jimin is the only one who gives a fuck about this trip, because lets face it jungkook NEVER updates on twitter, while HIS OWN stans are starving, he FEEDS the OVERLY FED jimin stans.

jungkook and jimin’s relationship is amazing… because jungkook’s love for jimin is quiet… but its always there.. and its constant… and sometimes it gives us surprises that we never thought would happen, even JIMIN himself was blown away by it… and to be honest… ive never seen any ships in or outside of bangtan thats like this one.

so in conclusion, jikook is amazing, ship it

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I love my man healthy in mind and body

If you'd still love Jimin without abs, reblog this.

I wanna see how many actually love this baby for him…not just his chocolate. 

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Does anyone else feel like everyone on tumblr is multifandom or just really caring individuals who are nice to all kpop fandoms?

And yet if you go to twitter all you see are fan wars and arrogant people trying to prove that their group is better than another😒

I hope all of you here on tumblr are living beautiful lives! I️ love you❤️

Reblog so I️ can follow you. I️ need more mutuals

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akyuret

dumb question but where do you find the video jungkook made of jimin in i think japan? everyone keeps talking about it but i have no idea where it is or what it is.

By late October 2017, BTS were given a vacation. Jimin and Jungkook headed back to Busan (their hometown) and then flew to Japan for a holiday just the two of them. It was something Jimin always wished for but Jungkook in the past refuted (like I explained HERE). After coming back from their vacation, we all wished secretly for a photo of their holiday but knew that we should respect their choice and privacy if they didn’t want to share it. To our big huge gigantic surprise, Jimin our BTS chef who feed us on a daily shared in the first half of November a Travelog of their stay HERE. It was so cutely made. Then Jungkook will follow him and share a movie he filmed of Jimin alone walking around Tokyo and THAT’s G.C.F (Golden Closet -JK’s studio’s name- Film) in Tokyo HERE. It was so professionally well made that his fansites felt ashamed their editing skills, his CEO went bragging on twitter, and BTS’ MV director just asked him to direct his own part from now on. 

Because of ALL this:  Jikook shippers were dead and you could read on their tomb ‘I knew it’, right next to them Jimin and Jungkook’s stans and some feet behind the whole fandom partying under the soil because NO ONE survived.  

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he has a point

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YOU KNOW MY HEARTEU’S BEEN CRUSHED SO HARD THESE PAST 2 MONTHS JIKOOK STOBBIT

Ok but can we talk about the JiKook hug before the group hug

The hugged each other immediately…almost instinctively. And it was a full hug too. The cutest.

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Startled by a sudden lightning stroke illuminating the room, Jungkook turned to gaze out of the small window facing the street. Rain drops were drumming and glistening against the glass, before they slid down, connecting with other drops on their way.

Jungkook dropped his phone in shock as he remembered. Scrambling to his feet, he rushed to the hallway and as he had thought, Jimin hadn’t taken his umbrella with him when he had left the house earlier, the black umbrella still hanging in its usual spot.

Thinking of Jimin alone and freezing in the pattering rain, Jungkook reached for his own umbrella before he even realized.

And so the lovestruck fool rushed out with just a thin Tee on and didn’t even open his own umbrella, just so he didn’t have to fight the stubborn wind and could reach the other boy a little faster, even if it’s just a minute less that Jimin had to spend soaking in the rain. That would be worth it.

As he finally spotted the smaller men, his hood dragged over his dark hair, his wet bangs covering his eyes and heavy clothes clinging to his body, he stepped up next to him and opened his umbrella over their heads. Taking in Jimin’s dishevelled appearance, Jungkook knitted his brows in worry and couldn’t help but reach for his cold cheeks and try to kiss him better.

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The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.