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trans men who do drag i'm begging you to get some better music. i don't want to hear believer by imagine dragons in any environment

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Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

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Any day now

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My collection

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

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Frank Herbert, Dune (1965)

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evanescence - fallen is a gift from god, it’s literally the female fronted linkin park and then they fucked it all up by being petty with each other and singing about their breakups. sad!

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have you ever noticed how every center right white person who’s not a redneck is like chronically obsessed with calling themselves a redneck like dude you drive a jeep and it’s in mint condition

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hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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throwback thursday to the time my mom thought I was possessed bc my definitely autistic ass put Gollums Song from LOTRTTT into Microsoft Sound Recorder and put it in reverse and then memorized it by heart so well she made me record it and play it back and it was borderline understandable as the original, I’m honestly surprised I wasn’t up for adoption after that one

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Do I think fundamentalist Islam is a backwards, savage religion that renders its adherents incapable of peaceful coexistence with most of the rest of the human race? 100%.

Do I think the current upswing in anti-Islam sentiment is purely jingoistic rhetoric to aid in warmongering and encourage sending a bunch of people to die so that Israelis can have new places to build condos? 500%.