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Sex and the City / Season 4 Episode 1

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There’s always something on Reddit

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being too on tumblr is a crazy experience bc you will think to yourself "man. cannibalism is so cringe now all the most boring people alive are obsessed with it" and then realize that that is a sentence from insane world

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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i feel like the cure for depersonalization is just like pretending you’re a little avatar. what will the sim do today? it needs enrichment. go to the park and drink a coffee. is your need bar empty? bad. go nap

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

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wheres my old gay guy mentor ?

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Hey to celebrate 4chan going down, have a collection of random greentexts I apparently had on my computer:

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me: moral high horse? Oh no, this is my high moral horse.

horse, stoned as hell: legalisation is the most significant step of substance abuse harm reduction.

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kind of insane that you can go to doctors for years and have them look up your nose every single time and not one of them remarks on the actual state of your nose - not the fact one of your nostrils is 90% deviated and you can't even get a Qtip up there for a covid test - because they're not NOSE doctors - and then you go to the nose doctor at age 30 and he's like "wow your nose is fucked up!!! you've been living like this? lol yeah i can fix this. i do 10 of these surgeries a day. i'm the nose guy. you want me." and it's true

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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I HATE GROCERIES I HATE MY CREDIT CARD I HATE RENT I HATE INTERNET BILL