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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

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what is it that they put in girls in oversized t-shirts that makes them look so gropable

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*voice a girl who is 110% going to huff the blanket you used at it’s place after you finish leaving* Yes of course dude I love having you over!! We gotta do this again soon for sure :))

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tetetetetotetotetetetetoRIS OR! alternatively, Baka (2)

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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

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hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

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“PM” is pronounced “peem.” “AM” is unpronounceable

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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Being chronically ill is like

“It’s fine”

“It’s fine”

“It’s fine”

*complete mental breakdown because you can’t do this anymore*

“It’s fine”

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"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

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Zeon_J

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Phenomenal choice for a product image

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores