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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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What if I put Scott Smajor, the gay himself, within ten feet of you

hold on can you give me a second to watch back my episodes. i don’t remember if we’re allies or not right now

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once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

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Y'know what? *un-RB's your Battles*

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My thoughts on the way people are freaking out about Pearl saying she didn’t fully trust BigB during Limited Life and what that means for Nosey Neighbors stans (as the self proclaimed 4th-ish most insane Nosey Neighbors fan) is as such:

Yeah, duh. Of course she didn’t fully trust him. The fact that neither of them can really fully trust the other is kind of part of the appeal? Pearl’s loyal but she’s not dumb, she knows the kind of game BigB usually plays. Honestly her most significant interactions with BigB in the series before that point were like, her dealing with Cleo in the aftermath of BigB betraying them, and her being banished from the Box after she thought she had been able to establish a relationship with him and Ren. And the next time we hear about BigB from Pearl’s pov in DL is to say that he’s been cheating on Ren. In literally episode one of Limited Life, Cleo is warning Pearl that BigB isn’t trust worthy. Pearl knows who BigB is going into the game, and while she is loyal and she devotes time and effort into getting him a win, it’s not like she really trusts BigB to have her back necessarily. He does have her back and defends her a couple of times, but I’m not shocked to hear that she didn’t really trust him. Even without the context of BigB being a known liar and traitor, Pearl had just come from Double Life where she had no concrete alliance, and I think any partnership would have been hard for her to fully trust.

Part of the beauty of Nosey Neighbors is that neither of these people fully trust the other and both of them choose to stay loyal and protect each other despite that. BigB has no reason to think Pearl is going to come to get him when Jimmy traps him, but she does. Pearl has no reason to think BigB will tell Scott she’s a great teammate and he does. When BigB is low on time, he doesn’t ask for it until he’s really, really low. And even then that felt more like informing Pearl than asking her to die, she’s the one panicking and trying to get him to kill her. He had no expectation that she would let him kill her. Watch BigB’s pov of Limited Life, he sees Pearl as kind of confusing and unpredictable (which is so funny coming from Mr Confusing). He doesn’t seem to fully get what she’s doing either. It may have been as much of a shock to him as anyone else that, for whatever reason, he chose Limited Life to be the one time he stayed fully loyal to his day one alliance. This was the exception for BigB, not a rule.

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opinions on kris dreemur from deltarune

i don’t know what that is. they’re not in minecraft

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it’s alex and steve, not adam and steve

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This fanfic shit is easy

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canon

hereshowilltortureyoudavid

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W.I.P. GLUTEN GUY IMPULSEE <3 (ft. First out tango and Ren the DOG!!)

Should i go full traditional or go digital?? :D

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has this been done before

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bro what my mom got mad at me for moving around

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All of you idiots talking about Jimmy's desk setup are WRONG and I am going to explain why

See this desk? The one that got everybody worked up about how Jimmy organizes his desktop? It's a good desk. My mom has the same desk in a different color

(This will be important later)

See the shelves on the desk? They're good shelves. My mom bought them awhile ago.

Here's the thing, though: those shelves aren't sold as part of a desk. My mom had to get a separate wood plank to suspend over two sets of those shelves to turn into a makeshift desk.

From this, we can conclude that Mr. Gaming must have done the same thing. In other words, his desk setup cannot be cursed because HE HAS NO DESK.

THIS DUMBASS SPENDS MOST OF HIS LIFE AT A DESK THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DESK.

Now, to fulfill this blog's gimmick

Reasons Jimmy Solidarity would make a good and benevolent overlord:

Has transcended the need for desk

(Thus immune to scoliosis)

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the delivery of my life series pins just got postponed another 2 fucking months and im totally not upset about it

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No guys you don't understand it was a joke. Pearl trusted him guys, she trusted him in LimLife, she just said that at the spur of the moment. I mean she gave her life for him, got him kills so he can survive, she saved him from the kidnapping. guys trust, she was lying. they wholeheartedly trusted eachother i swear. guys please. it's not true. guyyyyssssss.