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A critical error in calculations regarding a spacecrafts reentry has unfortunately created the worlds first openly pansexual streak of ash in the atmosphere

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oooooo the flesh eating amoeba in my brain

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

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omfg we really can't take him anywhere 😭

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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Selene! Excited for Hades 2!!

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Did you know, the figure in Figure with Meat was a pope?

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lamest goddamn teaser of all time in the context of what game it's for. You mean they said all that for Persona 5?

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Ppl actually like when i explode into gore onto them

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.