neontrashman

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pics bc i'm alright in bed but i'm better with a pen okay

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guess whos back

back again

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i died btw

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AND I SAW GOD CRY IN THE REFLECTION OF MY ENEMIES AND ALL THE LOVERS WITH NO TIME FOR MEEEEEEE AND ALL OF THE MOTHERS RAISE THEIR BABYS TO STAY AWAYYYY FROMMMM MEEEEE

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Things emo kids say

- thanks pete

- I just got so emo I fell apart

- use your glutes!!

- MI-crowave

- no but I got cheez whiz

- oh frankie?! (This was my biggest vocal stim in 8th grade and I WOULD NOT stop saying it)

- gourmet fuckin fruit gels. mixed. nuts.

- scuse me could you please leave

- do you need a new you? I need a new me. I RENEW me.

- don’t cry, craft

- sucking dick for cocaine

- hey brendon could you didgeri-don’t

- and they’re like wait how do you have a soul voice and he’s like yo watch this. YEAEAYAEEYAEYEAAAA

- I’m like a jacket slut

- we’re shooting teenagers

- one two three, three two one, three four five six seven eight nine tEN, TEN to ONE

- FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT

- hey whatsup fothermuckers

- I want patrick to shove his fedora up my ass

- NO thanks pete. BAM! Meme’d it.

- arts and crafts, I love arts and crafts

- IM A FROG DAD

- nacho bell graaaaande cheesy gordiiiiita

- hey I’m pete wentz from my chemical romance

- let’s toss it- let’s toss it to maddie.

- and I was like hey that looks like a guy who might look like he wants to play music and I was like lets lets lets play music

- your moms comin

- makeup is fuckin great for a guy.

- it’s not bad. It’s not a bad dick.

- sugar free we’re going down. The first ever sugar free beverage guaranteed to take the pep OUT of your step.

- A surprise party?! For ME?! You shouldn’t have

- my name is…[dan].

- yo what the FUUUUCCKKKKK?????? Yo this is gonna be fuckin DOOOOPPPPEEEEE

And of course I had to save the most iconic for last

- better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I’ll knock you out

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made myself a fob shirt hell yeah

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losers (ignore pete's weirdly cropped head, i tried my best)

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:3

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💙💙💙 X

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Patrick Stump is the hottest piece of ass that the world has seen since Bowie died. Not taking criticism.

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2024

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hes called

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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get these nerds outta jamaa township!

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i’m just reminding you of this because it's literally actually so fucking insane

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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again