neopolitanhearts - Tumblr blog

[neopolitanhearts]

remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot

[neopolitanhearts]

[neopolitanhearts]

girl whose laundry pile has only pajamas in it

[neopolitanhearts]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[neopolitanhearts]

Me when I smush my face into the wall

[neopolitanhearts]

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

[neopolitanhearts]

[neopolitanhearts]

yeah ok

[neopolitanhearts]

How I sleep knowing I'll get into heaven specifically because I draw men in panties

[neopolitanhearts]

tiktokers when autistic people bang their head on the wall and repeat words and walk weird instead of just being rly interested in minecraft

[neopolitanhearts]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[neopolitanhearts]

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

[neopolitanhearts]

known booboo moveset:

booboo wheel

booboo missile

booboo shield

[neopolitanhearts]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

[neopolitanhearts]

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

[neopolitanhearts]

this show would've been a masterpiece if they let them have normal length seasons

🔴 KO-FI

⚫ COMMISSION INFO

[neopolitanhearts]

How are my sweetie pees