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Deltarune (Deltarune) [Imagery related to Deltarune]

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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magic in every step

junicorn day 19

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deep cuts

junicorn day 24

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One of the cutest parts of my job was being a virtual makeup & nails stylist for Huntrix - here are concepts for some of their looks!

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i think the real secret behind shadow hunting tails for sport for no reason should be that he just has severe levels of cuteness aggression towards him

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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when you realize

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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i have nothing in common with people whose favorite color is purple

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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i wanna quit everything and doom scroll for eternity

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.