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when the people on shark tank get into there dark backstory it always gets so awkward and tense ull have a guy come in with like a cookie cutter for grilled cheeses and a guy in a mouse costume doing a funny dance, and they’ll ask him what made him go for that and he takes off his cheese wedge hat and says “two years ago my wife got diagnosed with lung cancer and passed away and i cant afford to pay off the mortgage on the home we got together and we buried her ashes in the backyard and every night i look out the window and stare at the tree swing she used to play on laughing loudly with the sun shining through the leaves onto her face and i cant sleep i cant sleep i cant sleep i cant sleep anymore im haunted” and then every shark rejects him anyway and he walks away crying and puts the hat back on
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biden is somehow both powerless to stop this but also powerful enough to get israel to stop in the liberals mind, “don’t criticize him he cant do anything! but also trust that he’ll fix all of this 🤍 i know he’ll do the right thing in the end” u are a zombie
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“i get you don’t like trump b-but what if he does what biden is doing right now!” you are a waste of a person
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