nephriteknight

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When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

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I don't WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

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Please torturer eel have mercy on us

and does the hour hand have Mercy on the clock? everything is and is, and some day i too will Beg for mercy and be Declined

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save me parasites as a metaphor for love,,, save me mold as a metaphor for love,,, save me rot as a metaphor for love,,,

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mutual_01 liked your post!

mutual_01_but_horny reblogged your post!

Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell

Official ominous sign

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the number of spacecraft failures recently has been absolutely insane and it all comes down to tech bros barging into the industry going "it's not that hard wtf is nasa so bad" and then completely skipping out on any testing

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🗲 Tess from @comicaurora first time rendering gold, liked the results but then I remembered-

now I gotta render all of them..

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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Please torturer eel have mercy on us

and does the hour hand have Mercy on the clock? everything is and is, and some day i too will Beg for mercy and be Declined