He/theyOnly phonetically alliterative. Ao3
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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still obsessed with the description of peter lukas' eyes
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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I’m sorry this always make me think of you
*Hits you with the cookiefying beam*

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Here’s a 5 page comic about a weird project I spent the last month working on 🪲
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the man contains multitudes
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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.
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Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.
Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.
Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.
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Have some blood!
yessss my favorite
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love that martin calmly realized he was probably supernaturally influenced to stack all of jon's tapes on the coffin and just did not care. he was on the cusp of entering his total dgaf era at that point but it hadn't really set in yet, he wouldn't have gone through with stacking the tapes otherwise, he has the capacity to care and is just like. "hm. yeah that idea came from somewhere else. it pissed peter off though lolllll."
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