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just out of purriosity… what would happen if i skinned mew alive???

>:3

i’d get new skin??? idfk im not a biologist

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im sorry what

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I don’t speak toaster!!! Can we get a translator here??

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I don’t speak toaster!!! Can we get a translator here??

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complex but not as complex to one of a salamander

Did I start the fire and flood the basement? Yes. Was it for good reason? Yes! Am I gonna explain? No, your simple human brain would not understand the complexity.

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sorry not sorry lol

Did I start the fire and flood the basement? Yes. Was it for good reason? Yes! Am I gonna explain? No, your simple human brain would not understand the complexity.

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Did I start the fire and flood the basement? Yes. Was it for good reason? Yes! Am I gonna explain? No, your simple human brain would not understand the complexity.

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who would you say your favorite contestant is :^2

me despite the fact I am not a contestant

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clocks clocks clocks so many clocks why are there so many so so many clocks i am so scaeredwriu

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🕐

gulp

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Nobody won! Yay!!!

*pounce*

i found mew!!! am i winning???

1 hour left, WIN WIN WIN

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*pounce*

i found mew!!! am i winning???

1 hour left, WIN WIN WIN

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i dont speak toaster

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why the hell does this blog make me feel cold?

Chill guy, he’s just too chill for his own good.

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No, not the vents again, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO THE VENTS?!!?!?!?!??

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*suspicious squint* hey neptune you wouldnt happen to know anything about the biter would you

According to my lawyers they have suggested to have no comment.

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*unfishes your tank*

fuckkkkkfk my tank!!!! please dont eat them eurufisjdjioaedjsk

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It just smells like death now.

nefefefefe >:3

Please stop killing the rats and scattering them around the house thank you.