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myg penis is aseesaw beucase it is large and dhapded like one and valance hanges

does humorism have anything about needing to balance semen? asking because I forgot that white humor was phlegm and made an ass of myself in public

Yes. Ejaculating changes the balance of your humors.

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my soltion to the proglem

didnt behind the bastards really recently do an episode about the coercion of prisoners to give blood, too?

I’ve never listened to that podcast but yeah forced blood donation in US prisons is already a real thing, that’s why I bring it up every time somebody tries to “solve vampirism” by saying that the government should just make blood donation mandatory.

It’s easy to say “oh the government should just force people [to do good leftist thing]” when you don’t think about a less idealistically morally pure government could do with that power and will after an inevitable shift in voter opinion. These things really are never that simple and have to be thought about very carefully both in real life and in fiction.

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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.

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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source

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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source

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Full recording of the "Wario Press Conference" sound file available for download from Nintendo of America's official site in 2003, featuring over 6 minutes of Charles Martinet speaking full sentences as Wario to promote WarioWare: Mega Microgames and Wario World.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source

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no tge fuck it wont your mom is kunging all over my penis. pow

“i hope you die” is basic. “i hope your text post gets popular with someone else’s addition you don’t find that funny and all the tags on it are about that addition” is smart. it’s real. it’s terrifying. it could happen to you

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hog gupper is what your mom

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i harve a penis manuver

How come heimlich is the only common manouver. We should have more manouvers.

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the lamme wave of kangawava

the bitvh wave of kaganaqa

the shittty wace kf kanaaganahwava

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a hummle propsoal

We’re not saying that we’ve solved vampire ethics with Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy, we’re just saying that you haven't.

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tgheres an place in the desert wheree they seal planes ib latex and i am not luying

the y gota salvage the planes vut it takes them a while to do it so they gotta perserve the planes with the latex

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Top: unused background graphic found in the data of Super Mario Advance 4.

Bottom: curiously, this background is highly reminiscent, but not actually identical, to the texture used for the ceiling of General Guy's room in Paper Mario. In fact, it appears that both of these were based on some unseen source image (possibly a stock graphic) since both of them display traces of being cut up and pasted together in different ways.

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tgis is qhat thewrold needs

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htps://www.blutonews.org/article/21

Bluto Gave A Terrible Handjob To The Somebody With a Long Weird Penis and They Jizzed Anyways

Bluto was always bad at handjobs but he loved doing them, so he was ecstatic when his newest hookup let him touch their weener! he tugged and pulled and twisted it painfully, this gave the long weird penis friction burn but they blasted gunk anyways making Bluto squeal and giggle with joy.

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atill have it. itss purolle

and i haven't loist nmy boner since last year

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blwojobs for gamers it's like. a blowkob but it's for gamers. blowjob for game. game. gameris so you can get blowjob while your gaming because gamer are blowiob gamer blowjob. gaming blowjob.

i call it dickscord. sexbox gulp. bandai wonderswallow.

nd also if your freaky we have skyrimming