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Wanda: I give up. I am so tired. Stephen: Get the emergency supply! Wong: *carries Y/n and places them in front of Wanda* Y/n: *smiles* Wanda: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Must a movie have a plot?? Is it not enough to watch an overpowered witch go on an insane murder spree to try and get her kids back while a magic man and a lesbian try and stop her?

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He works so hard! 🐸💚

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a better question would be which is the worst vegetable. and the answer is peas everyone can go home now

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Some friendly reminders!! Take care of yourselves little ones💕

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Yelena *EXISTS*

MEANWHILE KATE:

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I miss this bitch calling me a broke ass skank who could never hold down a relationship. :(

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Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

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why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy

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Loki: Pledge your loyalty to me and I’ll give you what you need.

Citizen: Universal healthcare?

Loki: You don’t have that?

Citizen: Meal services for low income households?

Loki: [gasp]

Citizen: Free dental and vision care?

Loki: Isn’t that covered by healthcare?

Citizen: Increase the minumum wage every year?

Loki: They don’t already do that?

Citizen: Fund reservations?

Loki: Eye-

Peter: Free college textbooks?

Loki trying not to cry: Oh, you poor things!

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Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does

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my favourite scene now

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wanda didn’t really have to kidnap an entire town she could have posted an ad saying “do you want to live in an utopistic sit-com with no worries because everything is being handled by me? xoxo scarlet witch” and i would have said yes. 

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I appreciate Wanda for putting her Titties-Out Corset on just to tell the government to go fuck themselves, very inspirational of her