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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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Who won the custody battle for y/n when one direction broke up

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i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

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Pretty impressive that America has been at war for 20 fucking years and yet there have been essentially no anti-war films out of supposedly liberal Hollywood because it’s effectively impossible to make war movies without the consent of the US Military who only want to be depicted with jingoistic favourability.

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this whole taylor swift joe jonas sophie turner thing is just. so funny to me. like imagine you’re taylor swift and you’ve just released a song from eleven years ago that publicly calls your ex boyfriend at the time a cheater and drags his name through the mud for picking up other girls the moment after he dumped you in a 25 second phone call, and HIS WIFE who is YOUR FRIEND loves the song enough that she shares it on her instagram story with the caption ‘it’s not NOT a bop’. can u imagine being joe jonas having to listen to your wife play your ex girlfriend’s song abt how you were a piece of shit boyfriend in your own house eleven years later. i would cry

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The solar system’s largest mountain: Olympus mons on Mars.                          

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Profile says I’m 6’1

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i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

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Tinder to a T

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ok so like

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knew a guy in high school who pronounced lowercase omega (ω) “weta” like theta (cause it’s greek) but with a ‘w’ (cause it looks like a ‘w’). we couldn’t stop him cause he was better at math than everyone else

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“Up close with an enormous whale. Such magnificent creatures!” 

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What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?